GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 develop and market an in your face energy drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Like a Hawaiian Punch drink except it would be a Gliko Punch energy drink. The advertisements would be a close up on your shoulders then it pans out and you randomly hit some dude with a can of Glik0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 nah dude im copyrighting the name, like no joke. "Fuck You, Drink Me" and I plan on getting mad rappers or just black people with bad dispositions to model for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Yeah black dudes advertise street. I think when marketers need to advertise their product as urban they look for the first rapper that aint above snatching up a quick mil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 haha. good plan. fill it with sugar and creatine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 it needs one thing: a lot of taurine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 word i was thinking about that too, for idiots who think energy drinks help them in the gym. shitloads of caffeine, extracts that dont do shit and are less than .001% active, protein and a NO pump suppliment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 word i was thinking about that too, for idiots who think energy drinks help them in the gym. shitloads of caffeine, extracts that dont do shit and are less than .001% active, protein and a NO pump suppliment or you could do some scheisty shit and use 50% sugar water 50% soluble steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 contrary to popular 12oz belief i dont know much about steroids but i know theyre not water soluble. so like id be giving people corn oil, sugar, and juice. that wouldnt be good for business because mad soccer moms and dumb college girls would be puking on stairmachines nationwide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 contrary to popular 12oz belief i dont know much about steroids but i know theyre not water soluble. so like id be giving people corn oil, sugar, and juice. that wouldnt be good for business because mad soccer moms and dumb college girls would be puking on stairmachines nationwide ok, why not fill it with shit like glutamine, arginine, taurine, a bunch of vitamins that would never be digested, some water, lots of sugar, and the special ingredient......llama piss. americans will drink anything if you tell them it's healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 well thats basically the plan, find some exotic fruit that basically tastes like candy that target consumer group can identify with from their childhood. Fill the label with names of shit people dont even understand and make it urban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 well thats basically the plan, find some exotic fruit that basically tastes like candy that target consumer group can identify with from their childhood. Fill the label with names of shit people dont even understand and make it urban you could have young jeezy get up on it. this is definitely making the next movie i do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 yeah that was my number 1 choice for a spokes person or when i do a limited edition christmas snowman re-up flavor, he'll fall into line. haha word, those movies were pretty dope. basically right now Courtney Love should be playing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 yeah that was my number 1 choice for a spokes person or when i do a limited edition christmas snowman re-up flavor, he'll fall into line. haha word, those movies were pretty dope. basically right now Courtney Love should be playing me. dude, you have to have a special flavor for every day of the week. make it like it's part of the workout plan. you got monday-energy for the powerlifting tuesday- cardio day etc, etc. people will be so into that shit. and you will be played by danny bonnaducci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 true, im really only doing this to get some kinda groupie following that doesnt consist of a message board and toys in new york who think its rad that i beat up a kid at a graff show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 true, im really only doing this to get some kinda groupie following that doesnt consist of a message board and toys in new york who think its rad that i beat up a kid at a graff show haha. the message board following is of its own doing. alan knew that it would come to this. he created a monster. but it is the number one monster on the alexa ratings. you beat up a kid at a graff show? haha. let them swing like chimps, dude. let them swing like chimps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 yeah im not gonna front i really liked hitting that kid infront of people, even if it was like a group of coffee raters i would have liked doing it. but back to the drink thing im gonna release a home sex tape with some celebrity, not like a celebrity that manhandled rage but like someone who matters and is hot. also not a dude. and im gonna get her all yayed out and doing wild shit and im gonna be plowing the chick while drinking this drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 yeah im not gonna front i really liked hitting that kid infront of people, even if it was like a group of coffee raters i would have liked doing it. but back to the drink thing im gonna release a home sex tape with some celebrity, not like a celebrity that manhandled rage but like someone who matters and is hot. also not a dude. and im gonna get her all yayed out and doing wild shit and im gonna be plowing the chick while drinking this drink. after you bust, you gotta look at the camera and say some catch phrase. you also need to be seen with paris hilton and britney spears. and release your own album. and when you get mega rich, buy a sports team. and then play for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 true, i was at a club with lindsay lohan apparently like a month ago. we got to the spot which is usually low key and not like really swank or whatever and the doorman wasnt going to let us in. I dont know exactly what my friend said because i was in the back of the group of like 5 people but the guy ended up letting us in. i find out from one of my friends there that the table we walked by to get to the other bar in the back was sitting my future wife. I really couldnt pay attention because there was some douchebag at the bar who like tried getting tough infront of two girls to one of the dudes we were with when the dude reached infront of the girls face to grab his drink off the bar. so like the dude kept being a dick and i really wasnt in the mood to fight then get tackled by a bouncer so i was like irritated. the reason i said all that escapes me, but like i should be fucking lindsay lohan on some bad boy from uptown fantasy she has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 one of my friends consistently calls lohan and leaves her the funniest messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 yo once i start dating her your know that shits gotta stop. i dont wanna be driving one of her udd expensive cars and have to hear her phone ring while im trying to buy $15 bottles of water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 that's why she has assistants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 yeah were gonna hire some new assistants for the crazy threeway shit, imagine how famous that internet sex tape is gonna make me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 as famous as scarface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 ok im gonna admit that last comment wasnt gold. but seriously this energy drink thing is like the focus of my attentions lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 get paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 i dont remember what thread we were talking about it in but i wish someone would spoof to catch a predator. like technically do nothing wrong so the police cant arrest them, but still show up and scream like baba booie like people used to do on CNN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i dont remember what thread we were talking about it in but i wish someone would spoof to catch a predator. like technically do nothing wrong so the police cant arrest them, but still show up and scream like baba booie like people used to do on CNN that would be funny. but i always thought pranking orphans would be fun. like, tell them that they are going to be adopted by donald trump or some shit, and then be like "i'm only kidding, you got punked!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 yeah the fucked up but awesome part about that is that it could actually be a TV show. its basically joe millionaire with kids whos lives suck as opposed to sluts whos lives look normal but most likely suck in all reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 yeah the fucked up but awesome part about that is that it could actually be a TV show. its basically joe millionaire with kids whos lives suck as opposed to sluts whos lives look normal but most likely suck in all reality oh, it could work. it will work! what about freelance orphan punking? "congratulations! we found your mom and dad! they want you to come live with them in the hamptons!" "really?" "no! haha! you got punked!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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