Smart Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 So, my dad and his friend's at college in Ohio used to make fun of this girl who came from Texas. She said she 'listened to Willie Nelson' and they said 'people don't have such names'... apparently they razzed her for a couple years on this. So then, Junior year spring break or something, they head down to Tejas with girly and other girlies too.. once they got there they discovered Willie truly existed but also one of the yankee girls ordered "one grit" at a waffle house or something... and that turns out to be the story that my father tells but... but... I am still hung up on why people would think other people wouldn't name their kids: 'Willie Nelson' And seriously, I have heard this story a FEW times since I was about 6... so... any ideas? Or, shout if you love some Willie (but only if you can sing MOST of ONE of his songs)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 i dunno, but do you think it's ok to say "it's the 80s and i love the ladies", even though i really don't love the ladies? erm i mean even though it's not the 80s and yo, i've got a handfull of stores that i've heard a couple times since i was six too, i swear those stories get into your subconcious and don't come out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 "Collecting all three installments in the Masked Weasel label's series of Willie Nelson rarities, THE COMPLETE GHOST offers up 54 tracks recorded by the legendary country singer-songwriter before he found mainstream fame during the 1970s outlaw-country craze. Among the many little-heard gems on this three-disc set are a bluesy, formative take on "Night Life," the waltz-like "So Much to Do" (which could be a motto for Nelson's remarkably prolific career), and the weary, reverb-heavy "Both Ends of the Candle." While the compilation's fidelity often varies, THE COMPLETE GHOST presents enough hidden treasures to please diehard Nelson fans." I got this last week. It's impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Can I have sex with your anus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Ask my boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 hence the user name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 No, that was a nickname my mom gave me when I was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Ask my boyfriend. He did already say I could pee in your butt. PS: Go on teh aimzzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 i dunno, but do you think it's ok to say "it's the 80s and i love the ladies", even though i really don't love the ladies? erm i mean even though it's not the 80s and yo, i've got a handfull of stores that i've heard a couple times since i was six too, i swear those stories get into your subconcious and don't come out Yes, it's ok Yes, they do Can I have sex with your anus? No, you can't Ask my boyfriend. He was just after my anus and I don't swing like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Oh Smart. I love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 So, I don't have a band together right now, but.. it isn't THAT hard for me to link up some talented mofos I guess... but, mostly... would it be wrong to name my band 'Willy Nelson"..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 like that... with the fucked up quotes and question mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 The Highwaymen. Johnny Cash. Willie Nelson. Waylon Jennings. Kris Kristofferson. Yes. a statement of approval. not the band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 that's like a banner ad to me... I'm on dail=up it's funny though that Yes is at the end of the line... just like an ad because, Yes has NOTHING to do with any of those other names BUT... it MIGHT draw in one or two hundred more clicks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Can I play the triangle in the band? For serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 I dunno... can you PLAY triangle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I can play a pretty vicious slide whistle. And my shakey egg skillz are unparallelled. It's something like, "shiish, shiisssh, shiish" I don't know what direction you are going with this band, but all I'm saying is I would love to offer up some of my wicked skillz to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handbone Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 im sure the original recording of highwaymen was recorded on the side of an interstate highway fueled on peyote and speed from a local indian reservation somewhere in middle america. i fucking love willie nelson because he smoked a joint on the white house and commited "man" crimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handbone Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 yeis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I'm not attached to the triangle. I also play a mean beat box. My cowbell skills are unparalleled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Outlaw Country is the cat's meow. I prefer David Allen Coe over Willie Nelson, though. Except for when he sings about hating niggers. No, wait. I like those songs alot too. The quintessential country verse goes a little something like this here, "Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison. And I went to pick her up in the rain. But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got runned over by a damned old train." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 So... I guess we got me on guitar... Eestgay on triangle and blood fart on eggz... Lets do a song about how India Arie looks just like Tracy Morgan with a shaved head... (somebody write some lyrics) ((Whatever happened to 12ozTV? I thought Abso was Exec Producer on that joint..?)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 fuck a BUNCH of david allen coe... if you can't get with Jerry Jeff Walker then you can hit the fucking road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handbone Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 ignorant outlaw country is yes please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Possibly one of the greatest albums ever. Although, if I drink too much, I sometimes cry. Desperados Waiting For a Train and Little Bird are some serious songs. I grew up on this album. A staple of any Texan household, I would think. Vinyl, cd, and tape..I have them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 You do drink alot, then you stop talking to people on aim... Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 last year my boy sat next to willie on a plane from NY to florida true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 Hey, on the real, I don't lie (about this)... Jerry Jeff used to sing me to sleep when I was just a baby boy. *I mean in person, not on the radio or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 You're 40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 not for a little while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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