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Guiness 1:27 "God created K-Fed in his own image"

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Re: Genesis 1:27 "God created man in his own image"

 

Once I asked God a question which he could not answer...

I said...

"Oh Lord, please tell me, less filling or tastes great?"

And the Lord spake unto me saying...

"I dunno, I don't drink that shit."

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Re: Genesis 1:27 "God created man in his own image"

 

a satanic transvestite on soulseek once told me of the joys of "cumming all over a bible". the weird thing is, i think he was post-op. how does a post op tranny cum

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Re: Guiness 1:27 "God created Keven Federline in his own image"

 

uh. pause.

 

why are you talking to a fucking tranny.

 

homo

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Re: Guiness 1:27 "God created Keven Federline in his own image"

 

nah i mean if thats your thing. do you.

 

but seriously why broadcast that shit?

 

stick to craigslist my du.

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Some crack head that worked on my crew for a hot sec started his second day on the job by telling us about his old best friend in high school who switched teams in a surgical way (or hormonally, I forget)... anyway, we all thought it was a weird way to break the ice but we let it go. About a week after he got fired we were called out to this house to shoot the grade (survey) on a piece of city property that butted against this guy/girl/things yard... turned out it was Larry's friend, Ernestine (formerly Ernest)...

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*oh, and Ernestine was cold busted because our shit was tight and we built that grade perfect the first time... it was his shitty yard that was flowing water through his front door when it rained.

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