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The Aristocrats

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

 

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

 

The father says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

 

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

 

 

 

 

... (enter your version here)

 

 

 

 

 

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

 

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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aww come on, how ya gonna start it without one of your own?

 

I had one that I was making up while watching the movie, never wrote it down though. I think that would be a lot harder.

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i started to type it, but got writers block. i have it saved on word, i'll try and finish it.

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