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Originally posted by dumy@Jan 15 2006, 09:21 PM

hahhaha...nigga you are hilarious..

 

and yeah yeah..they bad as fuck..

 

 

Last night I went to the bar and got done, I mean plastered my nigga..I bet you 're thinking "but dumy you're a broke ass nigga, and drinks are like $8 dollars at that bar, how?" This is how: so this emo ass nigga walks in with some girl I used to fuck with (I'ma sucker for tatted up white ho's..its like my kryptonite..I'm sorry we all have faults) and SOMEHOW the bitch ended up chilling with me all night and buying me shots. I felt real bad cuz her man was standing there the whole time at some pinball machine or someting trying not to look crunk so I get up to make my exit and he walks up on me and trys to talk to me about his "band"..i'm like damn nigga..your ho is giving my roomate directions to her crib and number RIGHT NOW and you wanna talk about your "rad ass keyboards and synths"? NO, Man up dog, right now.

 

How do niggas like this pull ho's? So yeah, I was wasted my roomate was wasted..I ended up doing top to bottom tags in the bathroom, and spilling drinks all over some ho my roomate was hollering at, and some straightedge broad bought me more drinks..more shit happened i'm sure..but the last few hours were blurred as fuck...I woke up this morning with my cellphone on my stomach wearing a wifebeater and my dunks. Also, I'm really mad at hipsters for making hoodies not cool.

 

 

YEAH THEY FUCKED UP HOODIES FOR EVERYBODY B. HOODIES FOR MEN SHOULDNT BE MADE IN ANYTHING UNDER A LARGE BUT SOMEHOW THESE NIGGAS FIND XXS MENS HOODIES. OR THEY JUST COP HOODIES AT FOREVER21 ON SOME HOMO SHIT.

 

ALSO WIZ, MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN IN A SITUATION WHERE A BROAD IS WITH HER MAN AND IS STILL TRYING TO THROW CHEEKS AT A NIGGA, AND I DONT EVEN MEAN THAT IN A GASSED WAY, IT JUST REALLY HAPPENED MAD TIMES. SOME GIRLS DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT WHEN THEY GET A LIL LIQUOR IN EM CUZ THAT SHIT REALLY IS TRUTH SERUM. CASE IN POINT MY HOMEBOY WHO WE'LL CALL HERBIE HAS A GIRLFRIEND WHO WE'LL CALL SLIZZY. SO BOOM NIGGAS HIT THIS CLUB UP AND ITS ME, QUES, QUES BROTHERS, AND SLIZZY. FIRST OF ALL, WHO THE FUCK SENDS THEIR SHORTY TO A CLUB DOLO? I WOULD NEVER EVER TELL MY GIRL "YO IM NOT GOING TO THIS CLUB WITH YOU ID RATHER STAY HOME AND PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT" CUZ THATS BASICALLY THROWING YOUR BITCH TO THE TYPE OF WOLF ASS NIGGAS THAT FREQUENT NIGHTCLUBS...SO ANYWAY WE IN THE CLUB DRINKIN SMOKIN STRAIGH EAST COASTIN, AND QUES IS DANCING WITH SLIZZY AND HE'S ON SOME RECKLESS SHIT (YOU CANT GET DOWN TO SEAN PAUL WITHOUT GRINDING A BITCH) HE STICKS HIS HAND DOWN THE FRONT OF HER PANTS AND SHE SAYS "NOT NOW" AND SMILES THE ILL DRUNK SMILE...MY NIGGA, "NOT NOW"??? YOU BASICALLY JUST SAID "ILL GIVE YOU PUSSY ANOTHER TIME" OF COURSE I AINT GONNA TELL HERBIE THIS HAPPENED BUT HUB, THIS NIGGA PROCEEDS TO MOVE THE BITCH INTO HIS APARTMENT AND PAY RENT AND BILLS. THATS NOT A SUCKER HERB MOVE? I FEEL KINDA BAD FOR THE NIGGA CUZ YOU CAN TELL SHORTY IS JUST RIDING TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF AND THIS NIGGA IS TALKIN ABOUT MARRIAGE, SHIT IS ATROCIOUS. SHE WAS THROWIN ME AND TAZE ALL KINDA SEXY LOOKS AND SHE DOES ALL THE TIME TO ALL MY NIGGAS EXCEPT HER OWN MAN AND WILL JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO CALL HIM OUT ON BEING A SUCKER. (WHEN HE'S NOT AROUND) SHIT BUGS ME THE FUCK OUT. I AINT EVEN GETTING INTO THAT MIX BUT ITS SHOCKING HOW TRIFE GIRLS CAN BE ON SOME BLATANT SHIT. CUZ I KNOW NIGGAS ARE JUST AS TRIFE BUT DAMN AT LEAST I GOT THE COMMON SENSE TO NOT TELL MY GIRL'S BEST FRIEND "NOT NOW" IF SHE GRABBED MY DICK. CRAZY.

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Originally posted by CACashRefund+Jan 15 2006, 09:15 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Jan 15 2006, 09:15 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@Jan 15 2006, 04:52 PM

I ALSO HATE E PILLS. CUZ THE NEXT DAY I FEEL LIKE A HEROIN JUNKIE AND I HAVE NO APPETITE.

 

take half a pilly the morning after and itll be cool

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THAT WORKS? CUZ MY DU I ATE ONE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I STOPPED PUMPIN EM THE OTHER NIGHT AND I WAS FEELING RIGHTEOUS, THIZZ FACE AND ALL THAT. NEXT DAAAAY WIIIIZ....NO GOOD! I FELT LIKE I SURVIVED A PLANE CRASH AND I DIDNT EVEN GET OUTTA BED TILL LIKE 6 IN THE AFTERNOON. AND I SMOKE DUST AND EAT XANNIES AND PERCS LIKE THOSE SHITS HAVE VITAMINS AND MINERALS, SO I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW AN E PILL COULD HAVE A NIGGA FEELING LIKE MORGAN FREEMANS BUTTHOLE. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

 

 

 

 

MERO DOGS

IM FREDDY, JASON

MIXED WIT THE BLAIR WITCH

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Originally posted by mackfatsoe+Jan 15 2006, 09:55 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mackfatsoe - Jan 15 2006, 09:55 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-fatalist@Jan 15 2006, 08:34 PM

speaking of dj's Shepard Fairey was coming correct lastnight.

 

But I just can't get over the fact that he's a fucking tool.

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ANY NIGGA WHOS LAST NAME IS "FAIRY" I AINT TAPPIN TO PLAY NO RECORDS NOWHERE.

 

 

 

 

MERO DOGS

HATERADE B.

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Jan 15 2006, 06:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Jan 15 2006, 06:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jan 15 2006, 09:15 PM

<!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@Jan 15 2006, 04:52 PM

I ALSO HATE E PILLS. CUZ THE NEXT DAY I FEEL LIKE A HEROIN JUNKIE AND I HAVE NO APPETITE.

 

take half a pilly the morning after and itll be cool

 

 

THAT WORKS? CUZ MY DU I ATE ONE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I STOPPED PUMPIN EM THE OTHER NIGHT AND I WAS FEELING RIGHTEOUS, THIZZ FACE AND ALL THAT. NEXT DAAAAY WIIIIZ....NO GOOD! I FELT LIKE I SURVIVED A PLANE CRASH AND I DIDNT EVEN GET OUTTA BED TILL LIKE 6 IN THE AFTERNOON. AND I SMOKE DUST AND EAT XANNIES AND PERCS LIKE THOSE SHITS HAVE VITAMINS AND MINERALS, SO I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW AN E PILL COULD HAVE A NIGGA FEELING LIKE MORGAN FREEMANS BUTTHOLE. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

 

 

 

 

MERO DOGS

IM FREDDY, JASON

MIXED WIT THE BLAIR WITCH

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its all in your brain mero, lowered levels of seratonin, if you pop half a pilly itll counteract the effects of the hangover and make your body release that shit.

 

the reason you pop half a pill and not a whole one is just to kinda balance your chemical levels out and not get high again. And when you do come down off the second high youll just feel tired but not like "MORGAN FREEMANS BUTTHOLE"

 

/CASH

Its good to have keys to the evidence room.

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I know a chick that works at Ashton's shit. This is going to be my away message on AOL:

 

I WISH THAT FRAIL ASS HOMO ASHTON KUTCHER WOULD TRY TO PUNK ME, I'D BE THE FIRST NIGGA TO PUNCH HIM DEAD IN THE TEETH WHEN HE RAN OUT GIGGLING LIKE ELTON JOHN IS TICKLING HIS ASS WITH A PINK FEATHER, DONT PLAY ME NIGGA, I AINT GOIN FA DAT! I FUCKING HATE ASHTON KUTCHER AND THE FACT THAT THAT GERBIL ASS NIGGA HAS A PRODUCTION COMPANY AND IS PRODUCING MAD GARBAGE ASS SHOWS, BEAUTY AND THE GEEK? WHY DOES THIS NIGGA ACT LIKE HE'S EXTRA COOL AND SEPERATE FROM HOLLYWOOD WHEN HE'S THE HEAD FAGGOT NIGGA THAT EVERYONE HATES? HE'S CARSON DALY MY DUDE, I HATE THAT NIGGA....

 

Word...

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mmm

yeah I only read the first post.

coke was the first thing that came to mind.

I can't stand situations as such in bk.

There's always one white dude that'll come up to me wanting to

discuss race relations.

 

Fuck the les as well, fucking raids in the snow for no goddamn reason

and yep those girls are bad.

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