^ . ^ Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 all of the dudes in here tellin you that you shouldve smashed the waitress are scumbags. true story. would it be cool if someone smashed YOUR WIFE..didnt think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 ^^i agree with that.. i never said "smash it"... but i did say "take her money and let her man figure out where it went" i feel bad for her family, but then again, whats her home life like if shes so bomb (no offence) to make her want to get pluged by Lurch? *edit* sounded more insulting that i intended it to. respekt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antron Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I would've sharted on her. (shit and fart simultaneously.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 shoulda got her pregnant then asked her to marry you, then when she divorced, say you want her to have an abortion because you don't like divorced women, only married ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 yea tease you shouldve got some head from her and got her preg0z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 At least a little boss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 AWW MAN!...DAMN!..."IMAGINE IF SOMEONE SMASHED YOUR WIFE" NIGGA!!!! IF MY "WIFE" GOT APPROACHED BY [INSERT NIGGA BITCHES THINK IS SEXY HERE] AND HE WAS LIKE "I WANNA FUCK", I DONT CARE WHO MY "WIFE" IS, SHE WOULD BEND OVER AND SPREAD OUT FASTER THAN A FAT BITCH EATS A GYRO. NIGGAS AND BITCHES ARE ALL THE SAME I NEVER SEEN A BITCH THAT SAID "NO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" TO SOME NIGGA SHE WAS FEELING. MY OWN HOMEBOYS FIANCE TRIED TO FUCK MY OTHER NIGGA Q! SO WHATCHU SAYIN? YOU SHOULDA SMASHED THAT MY DU, ITS A WAITRESS, NOT SOME BITCH YOU KNOW LIKE THAT SO ITS NOT LIKE THE WORD WOULDA GOT OUT OR WHATEVER. YOU AINT BRAD PITT NIGGA, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHO YOU FUCKING, SHIT AINT GONNA BE ON PAGE 6. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE NIGGA, AND JUST FOR THAT YOUR GONNA WALK IN ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUCKING SOME CARMELO ANTHONY NIGGAS DICK. NEVER TURN DOWN FLY PUSSY. UNLESS SHE HAS A SIGN ON HER FOREHEAD THAT SAYS "I GOT THAT HIVV" MERO GEEEE FUUUUUUCK DAAAAAAAAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 a girl told me recently that i was the nicest asshole she had ever met. it was supposed to be a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 This stupid girl spilt coffee all over me at Best Buy and barely even said sorry, I could have punched her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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