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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

How are things

 

 

 

could be better. i layed down to sleep and there were crickets chirping as soon as i

turned out the lights. guess i couple got in when i went out for a smoke earlier.

so, i layed in my bed listening until i got pissed and found the bug poison.

i sprayed where i thought i heard them, they shut up....turn out lights....chirp....chirp.

 

 

MOTHERFUCKING JESUS CRICKETS!

 

 

so, anyway, i think they finally found the cricket kool-aid ala jim jones style.

they have shut up, but i am still awake.

 

 

 

and you?

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If I talked about how awesome my day was, you guys wouldn't believe me.

 

But Mauler knows.

 

 

 

why does the aussie always get the good news first?

i'ma ask him, and if he says you fucked lindsay lohan, i'ma laugh,

but then i'll cry a little...inside.

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My moms REALLY not that good looking.

 

And she stabs people...

 

My mom would fuck you up.

 

 

she told me she was FUCKING 23!!!!!

 

those pictures were FAKE!?!?!?!

 

what kind of psycho bitch raised you!?!??!?

 

 

 

 

WTF!?!?!?!??!

 

 

 

 

 

 

just kidding, but she does like vegetables shoved in her poon.

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nope, i'm single and live in a place of my own.

 

 

jesus, i have a birthday coming up.

 

 

 

is your sister still fat?

 

 

Single? the only person i commented on was your mom/dad, were you dating one of them?

 

weird....haha

 

and um, no?

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Single? the only person i commented on was your mom/dad, were you dating one of them?

 

weird....haha

 

and um, no?

 

 

 

 

no. just have to get the advertising out to the ladies.

 

 

so, wait, your sister isn't a fatty now?

jenny craig?

you can tell us.

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