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http://www.misterpants.com/01/2004_09.html#000080

 

there are awesome links on this page for awesomer pics of the no armed man action doll and w/ famoos people.

 

Jay J. Armes is an amazing guy who is too awesome and good to be true.

 

Here's a bullet list explaining why:

 

 

Jay J. Armes is currently a working private investigator in Texas.

As a child, Jay J. Armes lost both of his hands in an accident involving dynamite. He now has hooks for hands. (At this point I would like to draw attention to how excellent his name is.)

Jay J. rescued Marlin Brando's son when he was kidnapped.

Jay J. played a bad guy in an episode of Hawaii-5-0.

In 1976, Ideal Toys reckoned Jay J. Armes to be a real-life bionic man and made a Jay J. Armes action figure (which included interchangeable hands and a Mobile Investigation Unit with a "Super Hook").

In 1993 an unsold pilot television detective show was made about him.

Jay J. has a pet tiger and a pet cheetah.

 

 

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