mental invalid Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Oct 14 2004, 04:25 PM from Dave Letterman (not directly) Top Ten President Bush Explanations For The Bulge In His Jacket 10. "It's connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me answers--crap, I wasn't supposed to say that." 9. "It's a device that shocks me every time I mispronounce a word." 8. "Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven't gotten around to reading yet." 7. "Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese." 6. "John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my jacket, then voted against it." 5. "I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign this econonmy is moving again." 4. "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil." 3. "Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate. 2. "Accidentally took some of Governer Schwarzenegger's 'roids." 1. "If Kerry's gonna look like a horse, then I'm gonna look like a camel." Quoted post too many good ones to just pick a single line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 i heard that it was a bullet proof vest.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixer Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 this is my first time in this forum so i'm not sure if this has already been mentioned but for all the info on this go to... wwww.isbushwired.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 It's back. From last night's debate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 like there's any question: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X@Oct 12 2004, 11:50 AM dude, Karl Rove isn't that dumb. If he was talking to anyone, it wasn't Rove, because Rove would be like "fuck you, man - I can see that rectangle from here! I'm having nothing to do with this." Quoted post hahahhahahaha thaat was fuckig awesome!!! as was the david lettermen shit, there are too many good ones to pick just one like someONE said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Maybe it's a Camelback full of sweet, sweet liquor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 hahahaah a camelbak full of liquor.....but seriously, it is probably just a kevlar vest.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I wonder if it had any link to the spittle in the corner of his mouth? That was THE BEST thing about the whole debate. Bush looking like a mongo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deist Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Is it just me or did anyone notice in the first picture that there appear's to be a tube/wire coming from the box heading towards/over his shoulder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deist Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Also, it seem's to me that if you had the intent of shooting the president and you managed to get a gun into the debate you would aim at his head, not his chest. So the kevlar vest thing seems a little odd to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hottnickels Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 the spittle was ill. pure comedy, and it made several appearances. did anyone actually SEE letterman? cuz he showed an "ad" for the debate from "cnn" (wink wink) that said the last debate would include a special surprise guest! they had partially obscured his face but it was clearly bin laden. after the second debate, letterman aired an osama clip from one of his videos with a voiceover that explained "hey dubya, i know you were supposed to capture me this friday, but i've got a whole bunch of family stuff going on that i can't get out of. how about next week? i'll call you.... ....oh, and death to amerikkka" :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I've actually seen a few kevlar vests....and I can't say that I remember one having straps on it that would make a bulge through a jacket like that. I think its all the puppet strings wound around the handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evoke_Me Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 bush is happy, that's a fucking box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 3. "Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate." halirous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriscoGrl Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Photoshop just isn't necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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