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omone

hip-hop: now with 20% more beef

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just downloaded the nas jay-z diss

hardest diss ive heard in awhile

calls him:

 

fake king of new york

 

h to the izz-o, m to the izz-o

phony rapper version of sisqo

 

tell me a hilarious dis/ beef

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i saw this woman standing on a street corner waiting for the light to change, and she was holding her crotch and moaning like a sow in sheer pain. and there was a moldy poo stain on her pants. it was hard to watch.

 

anyways, as for good disses, this one i heard recently, by DJ Vadim and Sarah Jones:

 

"your revolution will not happen between these thighs, with L.L., hot as hell, doin it and doin it and doin it riight... "

 

meh, i guess its not that funny...

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not a dis but funny...eminem said in a freestyle...

"what i need is to smokeweed and brew wait you dont smoke brew if you do ill choke you and stick my dick in ya girl so that it pokes you"

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i'll put ya lips to my nine so you can really kiss the game goodbye.

beenie desert eagle

 

i take care of my mom's you get sued by yours...

evalast

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"Girls, why did you act this way?"

Eminem on limp bizkit

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Originally posted by MannieFreshness:

not a dis but funny...eminem said in a freestyle...

"what i need is to smokeweed and brew wait you dont smoke brew if you do ill choke you and stick my dick in ya girl so that it pokes you"

 

i got another one-not freeslyle but out of a verse. im so bananas/im showing up to your open casket/to fill it full of explosive gases/ and close it back/ with a lit match in it/ and sit back and just hope it catches/ blow you to fragments/laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes.

 

the whole verse is crazy but i dont feel like typing it all

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Originally posted by omone:

i meant personal beefs between people

 

ok then. how about lil kim and foxy brown? maybe not them, but their crews been shooting up each other and shit. i think nsync and backstreet boys got beef too. bsb is coming out with a jc and lance diss.

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alll of dear elpee is pretty funny.. as was elpee's come back.

 

"we can battle and see who's the bigger wigger"

 

and kool moe dee had a buncha nice shots at ll

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