st.nick Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 taken from another message board... my corporate restroom experience: So, I walk into the bathroom, excited to take a really nice post-lunch dump. As I prepare the toilet-paper-layer shield for the toilet seat, I hear a fellow co-worker enter the stall next to me. Next, I sit down on the seat and am surprised by the splash of toilet water on my balls. There is a problem...either the water level is too high or my balls are too big...either way, it's a fuckin problem. Disgusted by the dirtying of my always clean ballsack of life, I grab a wad of toilet paper to bad them off. Suddenly, an uproarious assblast comes from the stall next door, like machine gun bursts of liquidy-sounding splatters. Sickened by the shitmusic and the ever-increasing stench, I quicken the pace to dump. As I speeddump the chunky mass, I am splashed on the assballs by toilet water...punishment for being too hasty. I grabbed another wad of paper to dab myself dry, and somehow get lost in the moving tile pattern of the bathroom floor. Waving, shfiting, constantly moving tiles...flashbacks are always the most noticeable in the bathroom. So I wipe myself clean, flush the friggin thing, and wash my hands. That was what just happened to me. The Corporate Bathroom Experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 i cant take a shit at work if anyone else is in the bathroom... i dont know how you took one with someone right next to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 i thinkits hilarious in corporate bathrooms, im always at my das office, and im in theere hearing guys give it all theyve got in the stall, i think its funny, just dont be a turd burgular....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st.nick Posted August 22, 2001 Author Share Posted August 22, 2001 trend.. its not me, someone else posted it on a different board, i just thought it was funny as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 heh heh....'ballsack of life'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 Originally posted by st.nick: trend.. its not me, someone else posted it on a different board, i just thought it was funny as fuck oh..... but yea, i cant do that shit.... haha, get it? i cant do that SHIT... nah but i definitely find it funny as well when i hear people like straining and the plopping and stuff... i just dont understand how they don't get embarrassed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 i just try to make the most noise, that way they are the embarrased ones.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoSeR Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 i dont like to take poo's in public places its weird i liek the comfort of my own ass throne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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