st.nick Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says "Mom, why has granny got a shrimp between her legs?" "Don't be silly, granny hasn't got a shrimp between her legs" his mother replies. But little Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts. With this his mother grabs Johnny by the hand and says "Ok, I have had enough of your foolishness.Show me! " With that, Little Johnny drags his mother into grandma's room where, being a very hot evening, granny is fast asleep on top of her bed with no clothson. Little Johnny drags his mother to the end of the bed and points between granny's legs. "Look I told you so" he shouts "See a little shrimp!" His mother calmly decides she had better explain. "Ok Johnny, I know it looks abit like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris". "That's funny" retorts Johnny "It tastes like shrimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 Originally posted by st.nick: Little Johnny runs... usually I stop right there. This time I didn't. I wish that I had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 I really wish I hadn't read that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 its official st. nick has lost his privalege to speak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 that's fuckin sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 was that a punch line, " thats not a shrimp, thats a clitoris"? you get no laughing from me. it was a dumb joke anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st.nick Posted August 10, 2001 Author Share Posted August 10, 2001 Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye: was that a punch line, " thats not a shrimp, thats a clitoris"? you get no laughing from me. it was a dumb joke anyway. keep reading after that part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 either way it was disgusting, I think !!BLUR!! 's posts have had an effect on you. An what kind of mother does this poor child have! [This message has been edited by Klypse (edited 08-10-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmf0 Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 o shit!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 ahahahah, that shit is mad funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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