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Insect in Cup

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if an insect fell inside your cup of coffee how would you react?

 

here you'll see how the various nationalities would react

 

 

 

1.Englishman:

throws the cup with the coffee away and leaves the cafeteria

 

2.American: pulls the insect out of the cup and continues drinking his coffee

 

3. Chinese: eats the insect and spills the coffee

 

4.hemmed Palestinian: drinks the coffee together with the insect

 

5.Scotchman: catches the insect and squeezes it screaming....spit the coffee out!!!

 

6.Israeliman:

a.sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese

b.protests that his personal security is in danger

c. shouts that the Palestinians put insects in his coffee

d.accuses that Hezbolah, Syria and Iran incite attacks with weapons of mass insects

e.correlates this vicious attack with Palestinian terrorism, with violation of human rights, with anti-semitism, with the holocaust, the diaspora, the exodus

f. orders Arafat to stop immediately all insects from flying or from falling inside his coffee

g. reoccupies the West Bank and Gaza, continues the settlements, cuts the supply of water and electricity to the Palestinians, terrorizes or humiliates civilians, kills or maims everything on his path

h. demands stronger economic support from the Americans

i. asks for a loan of 1 billion dollars with 100 year period of full payment for the buying of a new cup of coffee

k. demands free coffee from the cafeteria for life as reparation

 

7. Greek: curses his wife and goes to his mother to drink some decent coffee.

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

......so are you palestinian or do you just hate israelites?

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Guest 7126
Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

......so are you palestinian or do you just hate israelites?

 

 

neither, its just funny

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

^When I was little, around 6 or 7, I remember seeing King Diamond in some rock music magazine sporting upside-down crosses for earrings, and I thought it was the craziest fucking thing ever.

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this isnt about a bug in your drink anymore, is it...

 

HAHA STUPID ISRAELIS AND THEIR DARK SKIN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hey you forgot to make fun of canadians, remember? you're supposed to say something about "eh" or "aboot" because here in america we don't have slang.

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Originally posted by 7126

neither, its just funny

 

hahah NOPE.

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