Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 i dont tan. i never have. that is, until yesterday. baaaaaah. im on fire. yesterday i sat outside with my shirt off (daaaamn sexy) while reading Grapes of wrath. so i was out there ummm id say between 2 and 3 hours. i walk inside and relize just how damn red i am. by the end of the night, i can feel the burn biting at me. its not that it really HURTS, its just really annoying. itd be like if there were millions of ants eating your whole body. And my nipples turned purple!!! that was quite shocking to me when i realized it. anyways, the message of this thread is, "tanning" is retarded as fuck. be pale, and be proud. never leave the safety of 12oz. become a mini-makros. oooh. and ive got a meeeean tan line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitchAssSlut Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 my burns turn into tans.. 20 years down the road, i'll realize my method of tanning wasnt very cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 youve got pruple nipples!!!:eek: i didnt know your nipples would change color from a tan.....damm...thats crazy retarded......me i dont get tans......i liek to be as white as i can get...:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 Originally posted by BitchAssSlut my burns turn into tans.. see....i hope mine will too. then it MIGHT have been worth it. maybe. id have a pretty wicked tan. and the nipples thing...its not like a cool magic trick. it just sucks. they look sick as hell. they are deep dark purple set against red flesh. not attractive. i want my normal nips back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 im not tryin to be mean....but you should go run around a grocery store with your top off.....;...or just not do anything i say cause im retarded.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 man..purple nipples sound cool..i wonder if i could just giv my nipples a tan so i could hav e a pair of purple nipples....ok.....now im not finding this funny..wats wrong.......maybe if they were green!!:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 use aloe vera for the burn, it will help you so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 DEE- thanks, thats exactly what another female friend had told me last night. now that im hearing it from a second source ill definitely try it out. noezy...you could just color you nipple green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 :eek: good i dea.....let me go get my green paint amrker...hehe.,.yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 use the ones that say: soothing formula for sun burns.. which would be the gel, dont get the lotion.. get the gel.. it will feel too damn good on that sun burn :: reminising about hawaii :: god i'd get so black in the sun....... i get dehydrated easily too, so i'd go home all black and sick with a sun stroke! happened twice! ....man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 i got the gel, and i slapped it all over. it feels good, but.... i smell like an otterpop :( http://www.otterpop.com/products/img/otterpops2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del yesterday i sat outside with my shirt off (daaaamn sexy) while reading Grapes of wrath. totally unrelated, but i just finished that last week. what'd you think of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 i dont get sunburned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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