Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 I'm just saying that it's her first BJ, and she should enjoy it the way it was meant to be enjoyed. fuck the pina colada. i've been trying to convince her that she doesn't need the sunglasses because she has no reason to be insecure. i've told her already that she shouldn't give me head if she feels uncomfortable with me looking down into her eyes, but she insists. i just want the experience to be enjoyanble for the both of us. I don't want her first time to be marred with props and shit. I tell her constantly that her face is beautiful, but she doesn't listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 you ever had a blowjob from a girl that wasnt into it? or from a girl that just didnt know how to do it yep! I gently asked You like that? and she said quite bluntly ... No, not really. that's a kick in the pants man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by seeking just to run this totally into the ground, and expound on zesto an dee.... you ever had a blowjob from a girl that wasnt into it? or from a girl that just didnt know how to do it? it fucking sucks... its the most boring, uncomfortable thing in the world. you dont want that. itll ruin shit between you guys... yeah, I've had bad head. Bad head wouldn't ruin anything between her and I. We get together and debate on Napolean's tactics, not argue about what nightclub to go to. and oh yeah, DEE38, I AM NOT A FUCKING GOLDDIGGER! If you think me saying that she has money is a sign of that, you should take a look in the mirror. are you a woman? I stated that so people can get a picture of a beautiful, religious girl who has a good, strong head on her shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 dude, im sorry if i came off harsh and all, im just really protective of girls in general, and innocent little buddhist girls in particular. even if she offered, that doesnt necesarilly mean she wants to do it... girls do alot of strange shit to try and rebel against god knows what. if you really care about her, see through it and help her out. when she knows she can really trust you, thats when shit gets exciting. itll be worth the wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by seeking itll be worth the wait. It's almost always worth the wait. The wait can make it better than you would believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by seeking even if she offered, that doesnt necesarilly mean she wants to do it... girls do alot of strange shit to try and rebel against god knows what. if you really care about her, see through it and help her out. when she knows she can really trust you, thats when shit gets exciting. itll be worth the wait. come to think of it, you could be right. While she's being all virginy, I'm the one who steers the conversation to sex constantly (i gotta stop that). Maybe that's why she said she'll do it for me. I suppose telling her to wait will only make my stocks rise. Yeah, if the head ain't gonna be good anyway, I'll just tell her to take it eaz, and not worry about it. But, hey, if she insists... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 OH YEAH! I forgot to mention that she ain't that innocent, seeking. She eats out and has been eaten out by her girlfriends, and she plays with a vibrator. She also worked as a hostess at a strip club, and she dresses highly provocatively. And don't tell me she's lying to me. She's definately a virgin, I know that for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 ^ hold up! to work in a strip club you have to be 18. I thought we were talking about a younger girl here. or maybe sh'e just not into boys ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 sorry, the sunglasses bit cracked me up so i had to... http://www.janway.com/images/2001-srps/tn2001-sunglasses-a.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- ^ hold up! to work in a strip club you have to be 18. I thought we were talking about a younger girl here. or maybe sh'e just not into boys ???? naw, I already said she's 20. And she told me on the phone yesterday that she doesn't wanna fool around with girls anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 http://hogwild.net/images/Balloons/2001.08.12/sunglasses-bald.jpg'> dusty.. you derailed this serious train ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 you should let her read this and see what she has to say about it...:lol: you monster you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 ^^ lowblow boxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 ^ for real, for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup lets girls eat her out, worked at a strip club.... hmmmmmmmmm she's a freak alright. maybe your dick looks funny? :D ahhaha you gotta water sock cock? what the hell is a water sock? did you mean wind sock? i got a big, fat, uncut dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 did you hear that ??? it's the sound of a thread sliding downhill. ssspppppeeeelllllllunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 dude, dont you think this whole lesbian twist should have been divulged in the beginning? that makes things completely different... now your girl just has fucking issues. she'll fuck with girls, but needs apple sauce for a dick? huh... you said you're uncut... does she know that? maybe shes just freaking out about the stereotypical 'cheese dick' shit... thats why she wants the pina colada oil... to try and cover up the fromunda stench.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by seeking dude, dont you think this whole lesbian twist should have been divulged in the beginning? that makes things completely different... now your girl just has fucking issues. she'll fuck with girls, but needs apple sauce for a dick? huh... you said you're uncut... does she know that? maybe shes just freaking out about the stereotypical 'cheese dick' shit... thats why she wants the pina colada oil... to try and cover up the fromunda stench.. yeah, she knows, but I had a big talk to her about the wrongful stereotypes. You could be correct, still. Aw geez, I'm a clean guy. Damn, you could be right. I should ask her if she's used anything on girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 i applaud the progression this thread has made *applause* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 actually, this is one of the few examples of something constructive happening. canadian, i applaud you for remaining chill when i said you were an asshole! i didnt mean it... your a swell guy. have a heart to heart with her and i think you'll uncover alot of shit you didnt know about her.... you cant eat your friends out and now swallow some issues along the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 ^^ it's all good, seeking. You've made some good points here. Ever thought about being a lawyer, or better yet, a private eye or something? some common sense up in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 how am i supposed to moderate 12oz if im sitting in some ass busted old oldsmobile 98, 'staking out' some jerk off's apt, getting of pictures of him fucking the pool boy? no thanks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 i just realized something. Tease's comment about the 'sock' got me to say something, which in turn enlightened seeking to a big possibility for my stress. Tease and seeking - dynamic duo. 1, 2 punch - BOOYAW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 ^ that's funny ! the dynamic (disfunctional) duo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 my question is what kind of sunglasses does she want to wear?...those huge blue blocker aviator style sunglasses or like those little girly cat eye sunglasses or just those ones with the red lenses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden can someone please explain the reason for this tomfoolery? her friends proboblby told her about being squirt in the eye....duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho3.jpg'> "i have some videotapes to return." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 You have to crawl before you walk, don't pressure the girl, if I find out that you have done anything that qualafies as a stupid, i will kill you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 (Insert justifiable Means here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 i can't believe I found this thread. Well, just to update you all (as if you care), this girl ended up being sort of obsessive, and extremely annoying. She's still nice, but man, she goes to California to take dance lessons every other week, and all she talks about is her abs. it's fucked how you think someone is so smart and stuff, and meanwhile she's telling you that the only friends she can have are black, ugly ones. Everyone else, she says, steals from her. I remembered this thread becuase I just dodged a couple of phone calls from her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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