Guest ceasoner Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 This is a thread where you can post funny or weird shit that happened either at your trial or someone elses that you seen.. One time they brought my boy, who was already on reman for another crime, up on stand to try and get him to rat on his buddy. ( he had a suppena on him so he had to appear). But when the balif came over to swear him in with the bible, my boy grabed the bible and chucked it at the crown prosicuter and told him to go fuck himself.... it was halarious... needless to say he was charged with attempt of court... Another time, I dont know who this guy was, but it was his sentensing hearing and the judge gave him a 6 month sentence....the guy looked up at the judge and said "6 months, i can do that standing on my head" The judge then looked down at him and said "Oh ya well heres 6 more to get you back on your feet".......haha the guy was freaken.... Post them if you got any.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceasoner Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 sorry... this should probably be in channel zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 I've never been to court, hope I never have to. I'd probably buckle under the pressure..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeybutter Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 SO FAR THE BEST IS CHAKA.....HITTIN UP IN THE ELEVATOR PRIME TIME ON HIS WAY TO COURT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 haha that retarded bitch from the annoying dog mailing case here in the bay area....that stupid bitch cracked me up....her name was ruiz or sumthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Never been to court but I have been interrogated.They were really stupid trying to get me trip up on my words.They said they were going to erase my school record so I would have to go all the way back to freshmen year.HAHA They got me fucked up if they think im going to buy that shit. IBDAINFAMOUSNOAMROKNEVERCONVICTEDCHOMSKIONERBKDAWORLDYAHEARDME? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatAn's SluT Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 my boy grabed the bible and chucked it at the crown prosicuter and told him to go fuck himself.... thats good shit:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metasin Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 Originally posted by ceasoner , my boy grabed the bible and chucked it at the crown prosicuter and told him to go fuck himself.... it was halarious... needless to say he was charged with attempt of court... Post them if you got any.... it is contempt of court not attempt of court. MetaSIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiNd OnE Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 Originally posted by funkmonkey SO FAR THE BEST IS CHAKA.....HITTIN UP IN THE ELEVATOR PRIME TIME ON HIS WAY TO COURT. Does anyone have a video clip or link to one for this...that sounds fuckin funny....i would love to see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 i watched a guy get taken to court for stealing 4 washers, 4 fucking washers, the charge for it was about 62 cents, no joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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