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    4 hours ago, Boris The Butcher said:

    When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.

    You fuck your mother with that dick? 

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    A man is in the desert, dehydrated without water.

     

    He sees something in the distance that might be a mirage. It is an old tie salesman. He tells the man to keep walking west to a tavern to get water. 

     

    He thanks the tie salesman and starts walking west.

     

    The next day the tie salesman sees the man about to die and said I thought I told you where to get water?

     

    With his last breath the man says "they wouldn't let me in without a tie"

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    The Year Twenty Twenty One

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    2 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

    Lol. I remember seeing him in some kind of interview setting with a few other people. The other people were talking about some sex offender shit and how the police had used old chat records to hem the dude up. Chris says “they can do that?” Then his whole posture tightens up and he looks straight shook as her stares blankly into the audience. 
     

    I thought he was just doing a bit. I guess not. 

    That whole segment was wild, the part where he’s like “2 years?” And he’s def imagining prison 

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