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SMdoubleXL

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  1. 18 hours ago, nicklesndimes said:

    broke out the surgical gloves and everything b/c you weren't playing around with that little fuckhead.

     

    14 minutes ago, LUGR said:


    Had to glove up, didn’t want it to bite my hands during removal process.


    I thought the gloves were to prevent me from seeing his nail beds haha 

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  2. On 1/21/2024 at 1:15 PM, Fist 666 said:

    The lack of penises drawn in the snow is a little disappointing .

     

    23 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said:

    Damn. I too am disappointed 

     
    im still a lil disappointed in my droopy ass peens but my finger was getting cold and my reach sucks. 

     

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  3. Yall I went back to work last week after being out for 6 months. 
    it took one day being back before I realized I really hate my job now. Thankfully I (for the most part) work with some great people. I’m about to hit my 4 year mark in March. Got hired into this startup and now under the umbrella of an MSO. our plants look like shit and the people don’t look happy AT ALL.  It’s really embarrassing. 

    someone once told me you cannot hate something unless you have lived it first. 

     

    It’s also wearing me the fuck out. I’m back up to hittin 15-18 floors a day and 5-6 miles. I am hungry all the fucking time and definitely not getting the intake I thought I would need to sustaiin

      Work nights I’m up at round 2A to eat because my blood sugar drops. 
    Last week bout took me out yall! 
     


     

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  4. I wonder if it’s (person wearing sock)‘s penis. Like if you wanted a pair would you have the option to upload your own wang? Or you just get some random ween? Hahah 

    those are hilarious. 

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  5. 7 hours ago, cancelculttourist said:

    More of a clam scrambler?

    Or you just sick of this generations idea of chivalry?

    SIde note

    please do tell this story of bat swinging sounds ganstuh! 

    The fuck is a clam scrambler? 
    I thought my point was clear. It’s old. OLD. 
    old penis is gross  

     

     

    story is back somewhere in the general discussion thread. Last Christmas I got covid and was home sick. Dude had some work to do on the roof and our patio has the only access to the roof. Thinking I was at work he didn’t think to let me know. All I saw was someone climbing into the access but only saw his feet disappear into the opening. I went out and banged the bat on the ladder and was yelling all fucking crazy at this guy   He apologized a few times over and over. When I told that story to my co worker he told me to keep a sock on my bat.  If you ever swing a bat at someone they will try to grab it. The sock will not allow it. I keep that my fuggin sock on it. Haha 

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  6. 14 hours ago, DETO said:

    Friends. The wife and I watch friends or Seinfeld almost nightly as we fall asleep. 

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    I have never seen either of these sitcoms. I would probably get some of the inside jokes at work if I watch them tho. I’m surrounded by fans ha 

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  7. 21 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

     

    Most guys won't turn down a blowjob.  But yeah sure, banana bread.


    No amount of shoveled sidewalks will ever lead to me getting close to old peen. I don’t even like peen that is my age.  Ew. 
    the banana bread will work. With thank you note. Note will also include another apology for comin out swinging a bat at him last year. 

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  8. I have a close friend and he told me a long time ago 

    you’re a toy for (minimum) the first 5 years you do anything. ANYTHING. even something as simple as taking photos. 
    if you try to flex within that five years, you will be humbled into greatness (most of it is guidance and some can be harsh guidance) or shook out all together. Never post or  boast about your work within that five years.  Now that I am well on the other side of 5 years (photos) this theory is understandable. I am inside that 5 years of growing marijuana and it’s even MORE understandable. 
     

    for scale-dudes been painting for a lil over 25 years and spent more than half those years painting solo whole cars. 
    dude had some good wisdom to pass down. 
     

     

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  9. How do you thank a neighbor like this? 
    Dude (single)  has lived in another unit (same landlord) for like 30 yrs. He always shovels and salts. (He just doesn’t do it at 3:30 am anymore hah) 

    he always grabs our packages if we’re not home and puts em at our back door (after climbing 2 flights). Always brings our recycle box back up. Always kind and considerate. We don’t know much about him. Seems like a simple guy. Older gentleman. Besides saying “thank you” over and over and acknowledging his kindness-how do you thank this guy?!? 
     

    he’s out shoveling right now and he even shoveled a path from our door to the street. 
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