smurf me

False, I doubt something like that has happen to someone on the oontz. Tpbm has gotten a parking ticket in the last week.

You have many friends.

True, watching the fireworks with my son. Tpbm got In troubled for having illegal fireworks tonight.

False. Tpbm had a drunk friend that started shit with somebody today for no damn reason

Fuck yeah hella true Tpbm has broken more than one bone.

Trash the Orange guy, smash the bitch with guns.

False. Tpbm is vegetarian.

True, fucking at a park is fun and on a swing. Tpbm, has seen a UFO or something alien like.

His mushroom dick head

Step dad abuse me

True, getting some free map packs for black ops. Tpbm has farted in the middle of sex.

Shut the fuck up

Smash all the bitches on the last page.

Chilling with the baby mama watching blood in blood out. She likes that gangster shit haha.

False. Tpbm has lost someone to cancer.

I did use condoms but then the girl said " no babe its okay i'll just take the pill tomorrow" and yeah she never took the pill so I got two kids too deal with now. But foreal this is true all guys need to strap up on some teen mom shit.

False, but spread the rep. Tpbm gonna give me props.

^^^ I agree with him. I pay CS right now for my first baby mama they take away two bills from my checks every month its a bitch honestly and I got another one on the way in two months with some other bezzy and I know that bitch going to be asking for the same. If anything brah just help her out financaly it will makes things easier and if she ain't a total bitch she'll let you see your daughter. Just do whatever you can to see your daughter brah missing out on her life will hurt in the long run.

False, ^^^some people do it to be cool like my cousin Haha. Tpbm lasted longer than 30 minutes their first time.

True, just to get my mind off things. Tpbm lies about when they lost their virginity to friends.

False, its raining in my city right now. Tpbm has blackout at a party and woken up with a fat bitch.

True. Tpbm likes pistachio ice cream.

Built by dirty young

True, but only the classics. Tpbm has dropped their weed in the toilet and still smoked it.

False. Tpbm has gotten a bad case of the blue balls in the past week.