MedicineCabinet

merry christmas, everyone

oh shit, stripper law suit! shell be ODing in about a week after getting that big money, still glazed in the penile sweat of her scumlord former boss sad

a newfound respect for doritos.. even though it just means people are eating some straightup flammable shit both valid. tbh, i dont have a single CD container left.. CH, i believe CDs are what people used to store their musician sounds & emergency pornos in the old world

that movie true romance... idk why, but i just hated it so much. such a typically "sexy" & overhyped piece of shit movie thats trying way too hard from beginning to end no hate, just hate

sage? fuckit

it basically looks like that now - adblock+ & all that good shit.. still shows up for a bit when they first switch ads, though.. not the worst thing in the world - i usually just get a little glimpse of whatever retarded ad they just put up, then it disappears the next few times after the page is loaded

stick around - we truly value you

fucking coach bags look so gay.. a big male purse failing at hiding in plain sight

spiral out

those nipples have more nerve endings for her pleasure... ill bet the thing that loves her sucks on them all night first website... a page for scientists to share information about nipples

ill give you this sweet marker that looks like a cigarette

haha, that ticket pig video was awesome

flying on a broomstick = getting high by putting a psychedelic ointment on the handle & absorbing it through your vag

sup

a banana ^*or you can just use superglue (after giving the area a little sweep)

In George Orwell’s novel 1984, the country of Oceania has been in a war against Eurasia for years. Oceania suddenly switches sides, naming Eastasia as its enemy and making its mortal enemy, Eurasia, its new ally. The leaders use propaganda to convince people that, “We’ve always been at war with Eastasia”. The dumbed-down public doesn’t even notice that they’ve switches sides, and blindly rallies around Eurasia as its perennial friend and ally. The same thing is happening in real life.

whoa there, you need to calm your badass self daon with your opinions & all north american house hippos.. do want