MedicineCabinet

oh they test, mass. that they do. haha tpbm thinks they looks sharp in a fedora. wut a fag

depends tpbm thinks making a grown up version of rugrats was the worst idea ever, but would like to watch a season of its pardody where tommy & the gang are fucked up delinquents

old habits die hard

leftover pasta only ate about an hour & a halfish ago, though - a mountain of chinese food buddy & i ordered at his house. was real stoned & accidentally ate both of the egg rolls, thinking 2 of them made up a single order & were mine. he was cheesed but got over it quick. honest mistake

oh, so hes fine then to daniel - ohh you got me, faggot *kneeslapper

kneecap instantly turned into a muffin top

that apple juice fucked me up, though - basically exceeded my stomachs volume & it made it hurt for hours, not to mention too many trips to the bathroom was awakened at about 4:30 from the pain & just sat on the toilet for 20 min. fell back asleep only to have a dream about being lost in a huge department store with no doors & bathrooms with the urge to piss real bad. i was walking between clothing racks, just trying to find a blind spot to take a piss on one of the racks of suits because i had no choice. moments before release, i woke up & ran to the bathroom. thank heavens i didnt piss myself finishing up this one episode before showering & bouncing

true. might even look at the screen one day, but dont know if im ready tpbm aint nobody got time for that, so they just fondle themselves in the car during gridlock or on the train while going to work

yawning.. or am i just yearning with a boston accent? nope, just yawning

wonder if that yoga instructors cheating on her /nosarcasm also, are you sitting in the corner by yourself at a party while oontzing? cmon guy just remembered that steak & eggs exist in this world & really craving that now as a result, but no way im gonna make that at this time

so she gets boned for like 9 hours nonstop? dang

theres nowhere to piss inside that pod of a ride either apple juice done. wasnt as cold because i nursed it way too long, but was still good

idk tbh.. maybe its one of those things thats described as cozy, when its just cramped/a ripoff in the amount of space considering the price

tis a cycle oh so vicious. the order of life, as well as ones desk clutter a sensory deprivation chamber is supposed to be this thing where people go to relax their body completely to mayyybe sorta assist in their transcendence, apparently. sorta just talking out of my ass, but its something along those lines never been

visit arlen for a bit, then gonna pass out early tired as fuh

looks like he slammed the bottom of a faulty pool cue too hard, broke the fall in the one impossibly slim-chanced way to hitting his temple off the edge, possible breaking his neck on the recoil, then slumping to whats either a sure death or a paralysis of some sort. honestly, i feel kind of bad posting that now, but didnt really even stop to think if he died or not.. which i feel a little more shittier about. feel like hypocrite, because i dropped "have a heart" to a member the other day. hopefully hes just in a neck brace for the next 6 months? guess the gif could be called "God hates fedora kid"

false tpbm listens to korn

spongebobs voice actor has a sweet life - spongebob by day & a standup comedian by night never heard his stuff, but jus saying. still sweet

false.. pass on that tpbm has a tattoo of their resume across the face

brain massage brought back an ice cold 2l of apple juice.. dont know why i like it so much, just do /norkelly gonna drink this whole thing

gonna be late now peace bros

the other sock? false. its cool if said socks were clean & you know youre gonna do laundry the next day.. its whatever.. as long as it wasnt all crusty & broke in half, you could just wash it & wear it again.. just dont let them jizzy ol socks sit there smelling funky, though - out of self respect tpbm is one of those false puritans who denys masturbating, or did in school (but is actually a chronic masturbater) you - "whatd you do on the weekend?" him - "who said i was masterbating!?"

going out for a while gonna bring that cake with me.. dont give a ef

would like to see him attempt a smile after eating all that.. just try worst ive done was 6 burgers at mcdonalds in a sitting.. 3 junior chickens & 3 mcdoubles yes, i did hate myself immediately after