Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear ex....whatever you where,
you me and booze dont mix. we havnt talked in a year but this weekend is our friends birthday. so please can you for a moment put our past aside and be happy for her and support her day of turning 30..cause you where not there last year and missed out on obscene drunkenness and me getting arrested while sitting in a locked car with the ignition off keys in pocket consoling her for turning 29 while hallucinating on absinthe....besides that i need a wingman that i can make cynical jokes with.
sincerely elis von six the rambler .
p.s you ruined home alone for me for ever...i can now only think of blowjobs, and rough sex when i see that movie....same for ice age.