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|O__________o|-robojones

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  1. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear woman, you have a facebook account now.....how you gonna have 89 friends the same day you create it?! and that fan shit is on some creeper status, but you say i'm being paranoid and lame cause i only have 20 friends on a year old account. sincerely elis 999. p.s. fuck yea i'm paranoid. p.s.s. thanks for taking my brass knuckles away and telling the bartender to keep the throwing darts away from me when you found out i had been drinking a shitload of absinthe from my flask at the bar... after the br0's had the chick bartender next the whole fucking electric wizard dopethrone albumon the online jukebox just so they could get amped playing beerpong to lady gaga and bad club rap on saturday
  2. carne asada fries little debbie snacks pinky violence movies
  3. anybody that grew up in the late 80's early 90's in the hood and have been caught in a drive by at least 10 times before you where 13 raise your hand
  4. it goes like demonoid isohunt piratebay avista cinemageddon facebook veoh onemanga mangavolume 12oz myspace vstpirate lemonshare ..a whole slew of music blogs unemployment eztv blentwell once in awhile i'll hit 420chan or zerochan for pdf books and wallpapers rather tame if you ask me
  5. i've got low standards but there are some things that i wont....no ...cant stick my dick in
  6. one on the left looks like she's trying to steal my soul
  7. she was a 10 till she smiled... i never knew teeth could grow at those angles my penis cringed at the mental picture of getting a blowjob from that mouth
  8. Laurel Aitken and The Skatalites - Rude Boy Dreams
  9. kills me how the history always skips over the angel/60 channels
  10. Re: My mac is reporting the oontz as an "ATTACK SITE". Anyone else?? i just took a dump and stood on the scale afterwards......11 pounds i lost chinese buffet ftw
  11. dark tower series i read in one week... at the end i was like fuuuuck thats fucked up. cosign on the king . reading http://bestlittlebookshelf.wordpress.com/2009/09/08/life-of-pi-by-yann-martel/
  12. actaully i was thinking that 99.9% of 12oz members have a porn site up at least 4-50 times a day... then possibly it would be.......
  13. at first i was about to haul off on my roomate for being up in the studio on here on empornium when i came home to send a pm on 12oz... fuck you soup...traumatizing high people with fat black doa candy ravers...that shit creeps me out to no end
  14. you cant nohomo ewf its against the laws of physics
  15. woah that sites actually worth reading through Ice-T to produce Hasselhoff rap album Ice-T is to produce David Hasselhoff's first hip-hop album. The pair are neighbours in Los Angeles and are said to have struck up a close friendship. Hasselhoff has had some success as a singer, releasing seven albums. He's also said to be very popular in Germany. Ice-T, who was one of the first real hip-hop stars in the late 1980s, said: "The man is a legend. And we are going to show a whole new side of him." The rapper is said to be convinced that the 51-year-old for Knight Rider and Baywatch actor can take on the biggest names in rap, reports The Sun. Ice-T added: "He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."
  16. five bucks says it smells like stale ranch dorritos and warm lavender soap
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