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Re: Slut lady with all those kids gonna record her busted snatch so we all puke on ourselv
That picture of her holding her tits is the least erotic thing I've ever seen; nude underwear with her skin tone? *tuts*
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How's Sky doing fiction?
Make with the cute dog pics, Fist!
Ruby has pms, at first it was funny and cute but it got old pretty fast. Poor Alfie is getting the brunt of her grumps. Bitches be crazy.
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Literally just got through with this and frankly I'm sad it's over. It's all kindsa aces, it's filthy, brilliantly written and draws you in entirely. 800 odd pages but it's a quick read.
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Yeah, but you'd have to serve me with divorce papers.
Nah, we'll just move to Utah. I'm not divorcing you until you're half of everything I take amounts to more than Jihad propaganda and empty 40 bottles.
DO NOT WANT.
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Re: Beastie Boys' Adam Yauch Has Cancer, Tour And Album Postponed
Real sad news. RIP MCA
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Thanks metronome. (edit: must spread reps)
I have made a start on book one but I'm reading four other books at the moment so I've not really got into it. The differences between books and shows/films based on books rarely isn't a disappointment ;which is why I've kinda been putting off reading the series.
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Dear Londoners,
Boris, again? He's an effete, bumbling imbecile. I am disappoint.
- grd
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Y'know that girl, who's having her fathers baby, the fat 'wall' kid keeps banging on about; is she going to play a bigger part in the storyline later?
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He's a hot millionaire, do you really need to ask?
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What are the chances there'd be a bag of meth in the next cell though? I'm not sure it'd be as amusing without the irony of the DEA providing the drugs.
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Who's on first?
When will Keanu Reeves propose to me? Can I hurry that process along?
Why does validation feel so fucking goodman?
(that last one is rhetorical, I know why, it's because I love being right.)
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Yeah, sorry serum, I agree. I think about penises a lot and that wasn't even close to my first thought when I saw that monstrosity.
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I think my favourite bit was where he decided to carve 'sorry mum' into his arm and then inhaled glass. Even being high that's some retard thinking.
I wonder how rich he'll be? The world definitely needs more dumb rich people.
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..but on the bright side they left him some meth.
SAN DIEGO (AP) - A college student who was forgotten by federal drug agents and left in a holding cell for five days without food, water or access to a toilet says that he drank his own urine to survive. Daniel Chong also said that he bit into his glasses to break them and tried to use a shard to scratch "Sorry Mom" into his arm, according to a story published Tuesday in U-T San Diego (http://bit.ly/JRlSr8 ). The 24-year-old engineering student at University of California, San Diego, was swept up as one of nine suspects in an April 21 drug raid that netted 18,000 ecstasy pills, other drugs and weapons. Chong said federal Drug Enforcement Administration agents told him he would be released. One agent even promised to drive him home from the DEA field office in Kearny Mesa, he said. Instead, he was returned to a holding cell to await release. DEA spokeswoman Amy Roderick said he was accidentally left there. Chong said he could hear the muffled voices of agents outside his five-by-10-foot windowless cell and the sound of the door of the next cell being opened and closed. He kicked and screamed as loud as he could, but apparently, his cries for help went unheard. "I had to recycle my own urine," he said. "I had to do what I had to do to survive." When he was found on April 25, he was taken to a hospital and treated for cramps, dehydration and a perforated lung - the result of ingesting the broken glass. "When they opened the door, one of them said 'Here's the water you've been asking for,'" Chong said. "But I was pretty out of it at the time." Chong also ingested a white powder DEA agents said was left in the cell accidentally and later identified as methamphetamine. He described having hallucinations, saying: "I was completely insane." The agency hasn't commented on Chong's claim that he was without basic necessities for days. He also said the lights went off at one point and stayed off for several days. Chong's attorney, Eugene Iredale, said he plans to file a claim against the federal government, and if it is denied, he will proceed with filing a federal lawsuit.
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Don't they both sound the same? Ending in 'Er' or 'A', I mean.
I don't know any white British people that would use it and I'm always shocked when any white person does. I don't even see why one would need to.
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Aren't all shop teachers mental?
My Literature teacher at school beat up one of the boys in class for calling his own sister a leabian, which she was. The teacher ended the beat down by pushing a filing cabinet on him.
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The Wedding Present - Bizarro
Brassneck
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Mario Desa has some awesome paintings available in the 'artwork' section of his site.
DO WANT
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Dear Decy,
you have to do what works for you, it'll all work out I'm sure.
Before you go we'll have to head out for a pint innit.
Do you get to take it home and work on it or do you have to go somewhere to do it?
- sg
Dear Wembley,
I am going to be in you, this excites me greatly.
- grd
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Don't forget to shout Allah hu akbar as you're boarding the plane so there's no mistake of your intentions, nerd.
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Dear Decy,
you're leaving t'port or is it that other place?
- grdinnit
Dear dada,
2 weeks of feeling like an orphan is totally made better with rum, cigarettes and pain killers. You're the bestest.
- your favourite
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Hasn't one of the other nerds got a copy you could have for an afternoon and just go photocopy it?
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Sometimes you're really very witty and wry, for an American.
My girlfriend is being cool as fuck
in Channel Zero
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Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt
So, you were in a bad mood because you had a bit of a bad day, she was in a good mood and she has a 'crush' on a hockey player she'll probably never even meet? She reacted to you being childish by being childish herself and then going to sleep thus forcing you to walk 50 miles in a snow storm to the living room where you had to sit alone, cold, hungry and desolate....so you came to 12oz to vent about what a cunt she is?
POOR YOU