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grd

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  1. Dear Dirty Taco Steve,

     

    I'm not gay, I just think it's childish to use the word in such a manner. I also think it's childish that you, what I assume to be a grown man, have taken such offence to the opinions of people on the internet....IT'S THE INTERNET. Don't PM people getting umad about negs, it makes you look like a child...even more so than you already do here. Enjoy the three red tic tacs innit.

     

    grd

  2. Dear Decy,

     

    that sucks! Money down it's ringland peoples. I ohpe you get it back!

     

    - grd

     

     

    Dear Rolf,

     

    I'll say it again, well done you!!

     

    - grd

     

     

    Dear Realism,

     

    enjoy the cavity searches and your upcoming holibobs to guantanamo by the bay, I hear it's a lovely resort.

     

    - grd

  3. http://www.holymoly.com/tv/video/man-kicked-reality-show-punching-horse-face62163

     

    Man kicked off reality show for punching a horse in the face.

     

    One of our favourite interview questions to ask celebs is: ‘would you ever punch a horse in the face?’ But we never expected someone to follow through (snrk). But a contestant on the unfeasibly named Full Metal Jousting has quite literally punched a horse in the face, and been booted off the programme for doing so. Coming in the same week as another Luck nag carked it (following an unwisely attempted backflip) we have to ask if television is no longer a safe place for our clippety cloppity friends.

     

    We don’t have many details about the incident but we can tell you that the assailant was 27-year-old Landon Morris who hit the animal in its neighing face, after it stepped on his foot.

    Landon’s jousting coach on the show, which airs on The History Channel (so it’s not just stuff about Nazis and Romans then), described the equine attack as "one of the stupidest things I've ever seen." Which only made us want to see it more.

    However, despite losing his place in the competition, the pony puncher maintained that he clobbered the colt “for the right reason”. Which begs the question, what are the right and wrong reasons for punching a horse in the face?

    Right reasons for punching a horse in the face

    It looked at you funny

    It had an annoying walk

    It was being a dick

    Wrong reasons for punching a horse in the face

    Just for lolz

    Political differences

    It stepped on your foot

    Sorry, Landon. You will not joust on this television channel again.

     

  4. You're mixing up the etymology of the word Aryan there. Aryan doesn't mean caucasian...even in the parameters of the Nazi doctrine, unless you were to specify non Jewish but still.

     

    Anyway yeah, whale dogs.

  5. Its not the best fetish to have, but then again it seems like itd be fucking your witch of a roomate. I wouldnt bang a real ass zombie, but I would/have banged a hot slut dressed like one

     

    It's funny you mention her, I was told this weekend past that she's now living in some kind of polygamist coven/cult just outside Glastonbury and has a child named Damien. I proper fucking laughed.

  6. Re: I wanna see your...........PETS!

     

    So I have that to look forward to :(

     

    I had a bash at making my own oatmeal shampoo and started her on sulphur supplements, there's been an improvement but we'll see...

     

    Yeah, she's kind of a retard too evil.

     

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  7. Much to their amazement, the officers found 780 pounds of crystal meth scattered around the place, worth about $35 million.

     

    that makes it sound like it was strewn across the floor all willy nilly like.

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