Malin
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no fucking way, fa'real
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Your life is fucking awesome.
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Taking a dump.
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False.
The person below me hunts.
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Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing???
because its a fucking SLAYER SHIRT... whats more metal than a SLAYER shirt... butt-fucking skinny white bitches in a SLAYER shirt then spoon feeding her baby batter while Raining Blood plays and then head-butt her.. i have a good feeling about this thread...Fixed
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Trash. I bet she has a hairy butthole and her cum dumpster looks like a piece of wadded up bubble gum.
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the people were pissed
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When I wake up at 4am, with a case of mild to moderate shakes and need a drink to go back to bed, but can't.
Fucking bogus.
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Your words inspire the fuck out of my friends and I. Shit, my Uncle Jamal from Nigeria wants to deposit $100,000 in your bank account, he just needs all your info. You're so rad I won't even want any percentage. That's how dope you are. Thank you. For real. THANK. YOU.
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False.
The person below me owns a color wheel.
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^ Depending on the job you have: Bang her. obviously you can with ease cause she's a slut, acquire stolen goods from said place of employment. Everyone wins.
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Hello.
My name is Malin and I'm an alcoholic.
forsit, you should have thrown something at him. Preferably a trash can.
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I would lick any female pornstar's shitter, old or not (HIV/AIDS excluded)... Bless their empty, black, cold hearts. All of them. Seriously.
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Public Pretenders.
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was hella successful until
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Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends..........
Correctomundo.And yes, they have.
Can't fully trust any female as far as fidelity goes. Best you can do is fuck her well & often, and keep her generally happy/satisfied. Beyond that there are few socially acceptable, gentlemannish ways to keep her true when she's plastered at a party without you, hanging with her male "friends". It's a shitty mindset to have, but i've found it's easier to come to terms with the possibility of your chick cheating (however remote it may seem), than it is to convince yourself you completely trust her and it's a physical impossibility. In fact any guy, no matter how long he's been with his lady, who says "you don't how shit is between me and my girl, she would NEVER cheat on me", is kidding himself as far as I'm concerned. She'd probably say the same about him, and he's most likely fucked her friend(s)...
That said, there are many chicks who, sober, would probably actually break it off with their guy before hooking up with someone else, 99.999% of the time. But one can't underestimate the effects of large amounts of alcohol. Far-fetched shit of all kinds happens when shitty. Think of all the drunk, taken chicks who've been game when their man hasn't been around.
Props given.
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Your face is good looking.
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False.
The person below me knows someone with an STD.
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False, but I wish.
The person below me has already started drinking today.
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so i bleached them
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Lisa porked all night
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Buzzkill.
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I thought you knew?
⚠️ GAME: True or False
in Channel Zero
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True.
The person below me likes roses.