[2010 what we think you look like thread.]

Theo

 

[Russian girl sneaks into rocket factory; parks her car, fucks your bitch]

I'm willing to bet that mop on her head is nothing compared to the carpet

 

Jokes aside these pictures are dope.

 

 

[The Future]

[other terrible adults....]

 

Awesome.

[other terrible adults....]

Today:

Did some laundry in my apartment's laundry room.

Did the usual washing, put them in the dryer and fell asleep on the couch for about an hour.

Mind you, I hate leaving my clothes in the dryer after they are done because of wrinkles.

Whatever. I fell asleep, woke up and remembered to go get them.

When I went into the laundry room, I found my clothes to be still damp, on top of the dryer, and wrinkled to all hell.

Whose ever clothes that were in the dryer had taken mine out, knowing damn well they weren't done. There were two other dryers that they could have used.

So i open the door of their dryer and took a piss in to their drying laundry.

[VOTE MQ]

MANG PEOPLE

 

 

 

[BREAKING NEWS! THE ONION IS THE FIFTH ELEMENT!]

 

 

I need more of this in my life.

[Four Word Story..............]

meat flaps that she

[Four Word Story..............]

and she loved it

[⚠️ GAME: True or False]

True.

 

The person below me lives where there is snow on the ground.

[The "Answer A Question With Another Question" Superthread]

Do you think you deserve to be answered?

[The "Answer A Question With Another Question" Superthread]

Why can't you use proper spelling?

[Four Word Story..............]

so Mike boned massgraff's

[The "Answer A Question With Another Question" Superthread]

Why are you asking? Didn't your brother give you the recipe along with his secret anal anon password?

[Four Word Story..............]

Olivia O'lovely's puffy cunt

[Four Word Story..............]

massgraff's grandma who gargled

[A Reak Life Breaking Bad]

I hate Russians.

 

That is all.

 

Carry on.

[Four Word Story..............]

and she came to

[Dear ________,]

Dear England,

 

I love you.

I hope I see you soon, but for now; I have to settle traveling to Texas.

 

Dear TSA,

 

Pretty please do not confiscate my tumbleweeds- it's legal here, but not my destination. Let it slide.

 

Dear Elizabeth Harper,

 

Your voice is amazing. I wish I could hire you to just sit at my bedside and when I wake up you would just sing to me.

 

Dear Malin,

 

Do not fuck up today, so that you will board that plane on time.

 

 

Thanks,

 

Malinoma

 

PS- Dear Life,

 

You are weird.

 

That is all.

[brawl in dolphinarium]

[The "Answer A Question With Another Question" Superthread]

Do you?

[Four Word Story..............]

lesbian butthole getaway resort

[⚠️ GAME: True or False]

False.

 

The person below me lives in Florida.

[Four Word Story..............]

pack of butthole queens

[⚠️ GAME: True or False]

False.

 

The person below me woke up too early.