Malin
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Gross.
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False. Getting there though.
The person below me owns a fleshlight.
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Also, this thread needs more tamales.
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False.
The person below me is ethnic.
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Fuck. I will keep it simple: Marry my sister, I want to be your brother in law and help raise your kids. I want to be related to you in some way.
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with 68,008 hood rats
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First things first: Does this herb have anything of value that he left behind?
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You're awesome at this
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And you're a good e-friend for doing that. But just don't look at me in the eyes.
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When I get to face/tongue fuck Kim Kardashian's beautiful, round ass, I'll call you so you have it first.
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You never cease to amaze the world. You're going places and the world looks forward to your prosperous life.
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True. Tasmania.
The person below me collects weird things.
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I would raise your kid for you.
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True. well, since you describe yourself as "a white nigg@ from the burbs, be this guy:
then slang this to your friends and others:
The person below has porked their girlfriend's sister.
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Your eyes are like glowing emeralds brought from the angels and face sculped by the gods above . I fuckin' love your face.
This what we all do when we look into your eyes:
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I wish you were my brother.
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False.
The person below owns a Tarantula.
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I wish they made cans full of your breath, it's dreamy.
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True.
The person below me loves soup.
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at rod stewarts house
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via vhs but went
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False.
The person below skates.
Dear ________,
in Channel Zero
Posted
Dear Pile Of Laundry,
Fuck you.
Dear Ms. Seyer,
Nice to see you, glad to see you're still here.
Dear Xanax and the Doctor Who Prescribed You
I love the shit out of you. You make everything just dandy.
Love,
Malinose full of snorting Xanax.