DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER
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12 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said:
Every weirdo town or region has their thing. Your weirdo fish town calls them hoagies. Most of New England goes by grinders. No affiliation with your site that you know about for whatever reason 🤣.
Fishtown is one tiny gentrified section of Philly. That entire region of the US calls them hoagies, because that's what they are. Why yall call them grinders, you like shoving them up eachother's asses or what? 😆-
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16 hours ago, fat ralphy said:
@DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER you fucking with more Mexican food these days and BBQ and shit like that? your geographic change was probably a trip at first.
East Coaster down south is a hella wild change.
There's literally nowhere that has better tacos than San Antonio.
The BBQ is good as fuck too.
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19 hours ago, Mauler5150 said:
And I wouldn't order a cheesteak with onions as I despise them in anything but spagehtti source whereby they are so diluted in taste that they are unrecognisable, so what would I need to say to get this to be the case? Would I have to speak "Fuckwit and Fuckwiz"?
I fucking hate onions with a passion. Just one little stray ruins the entire meal. And it always ends up being in the last bite for some reason, leaving you with nothing but that foul ass disgusting aftertaste in your mouth for the rest of the night.
Just say "no onions". If you're at Pat's or Geno's they'll translate it to "witout" when they shout the order to the cook. But my best advise is don't even go there, there's so may better spots for cheesesteaks in Philly.
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19 hours ago, Mauler5150 said:
I am kind of glad you confirm this to be the case.
I view those who speak "retard" as being those who are unable to pronounce words correctly and this seems to be the case here as it is with those who verbalise "ight" instead of "right" or "lil" instead of "little".
Speaking or spelling in "retard" isn't to be commended on any level, as it just reflects a lack of intelligence, effort, and respect for the purity of a language that was developed by generations of people much smarter than any of the retardspeakers who only do nothing but denigrate all the effort that gas gone into our universal language of English that I feel reached a zenith with the American spelling version of words.
And given I exist and come from a country whereby an O is added to people's names that we shorten and butcher, I still feel there exists a difference between how we Aussies augment language and call people names like Shaneo when they are just Shane is different to the retardspeak I refer to above.
While many may debate this fact, you have to admit that My "retardspeak" observation has merit as it not only corrupts and augments language to where it is only understandable to other "retards" who would argue that the Tower of Babel was the best idea ever given it lead to this world whereby we now actually glamorise and celebrate retards (using the Predator faced fool bearing the moniker Lil Wayne as an example).
And I wouldn't order a cheesteak with onions as I despise them in anything but spagehtti source whereby they are so diluted in taste that they are unrecognisable, so what would I need to say to get this to be the case? Would I have to speak "Fuckwit and Fuckwiz"?
"Ight" or "aight" is just slang for "alright". You'd hate the way we say water. 😆-
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22 hours ago, LUGR said:
It’s not?
Like I said, it's Pat's and Geno's lingo. Nobody says that shit anywhere else.-
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12 hours ago, LUGR said:
Okay, I consulted two Philly nurgas about this ketchup on cheesesteak business.One said it was frowned open but accepted bc some nurgas put ketchup on everything.
Second dude said absolutely ketchup and onions, so good!
In conclusion, get your cheesesteak however you like it. That’s always the right way.
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8 minutes ago, LUGR said:
You put ketchup on a beef cheesesteak too?that’s pretty unusual imo
I got to look into this.
Of course! Not doing so would be unusual.
Philly ain't Chicago, we put ketchup on hot dogs too. 😆💯 -
1 hour ago, LUGR said:
Yeah, that’s correct. That’s the language of Philadelphia.
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1 hour ago, Mauler5150 said:
Sounds like you are speaking in tongues with that lingo.
So you like onions but not cheeze wiz when you indulge in a cheesesteak if I am reading that correctly?
When you go to the tourist traps "Pat's" and "Geno's", which are basically across the street from eachother, they use that as their lingo. "wiz with" means cheese wiz and onions. "Witout" means no onions. It's pretty much only those two tourist traps that uses that lingo. If you go into a random corner pizza shop talking that nonsense they're probably gonna look at you like you're a noodle.-
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14 hours ago, LUGR said:
Talks mad shit when somebody goes wiz wit and then goes and skid marks his steaks with ketchup.
Only tourists put cheese wiz on their cheesesteaks. That's why Pat's and Geno's pushes that shit, because they know they're tourist traps and they can get over and penny pinch yous by telling yous that "it's the real Philly way" . 🤣-
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15 hours ago, metronome said:
I get tomato/pizza sauce with chicken, but ketchup?
That's fucking foul. You people don't know what a real cheesesteak even is, yall be eating them fake ass outatown shits. Probably put lettuce and guacamole on them shits too, huh? 🤣-
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15 hours ago, LUGR said:
back to this….I am a huge fan of ketchup….but ketchup on a cheesesteak?! Surprised the locals even allow that. Only on the chicken janks or you put ketchup on your beef too?
WTF is you talking about? Who the fuck eats a cheesesteak without ketchup on it??? 🤣 -
16 hours ago, One Man Banned said:
I won't debate the taste factor, but you're all tripping. It's a cheesesteak not a cheesechicken. I'd figure DAO would defend that to the death but maybe leaving Philly has taken his anger down a notch.
Kind of funny to worry that your cheesesteak is going to give you ass cancer or whatever but you're on the side of the highway inhaling exhaust and paint fumes (which is totally worth it btw).
It's a chicken cheesesteak. I'm from Philly. You're not. There's nothing to defend.
Matter of fact, I ate them ocasionally when I lived there just to switch it up. Eating the same shit all the time gets old. You really think we all live on a diet of straight up cheesesteaks and nothing else? You probably think we actually put cheeze wiz on that shit too, huh? 😆-
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On 5/14/2024 at 9:12 PM, NightmareOnElmStreet said:
You bite into a rock solid grinder, or a sammich, hoagie, whatever tf you want to call it, you gotta walk away one clean bite without a ton of random shit falling out everywhere.
It's called a hoagie. WTF is a grinder? Aint that like a homo Tinder or some shit? 😆-
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On 5/12/2024 at 10:03 AM, morton said:
Not competing, just eating.
My man... what is wrong with you? Eeeeewwwwww!!!! 😆-
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2 hours ago, fat ralphy said:
You know its a legit Philly spot when you got these fools on the wall -
They look more like Jersey heads. Or maybe Delco (suburbs). 😆-
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2 hours ago, fat ralphy said:
DAO and LUGR basically neighbors -
Took one for the team today, closest thing to a legit steak near me. Couple other decent spots but this one is pretty on par with my Philly experiences.
Pondered chicken but decided to go with my usual - steak, white american cheese and onion.
Whoever typed up that sign is sus. Some of it's on point, others not so much.
I remember being impressed by how nice everyone was the first time I went to NYC. And that was in the 90's. I thought they were supposed to have a rep for being rude, they ain't have shit on Philly. 😆-
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6 hours ago, ndv said:
For the record she has a law degree so you might get an allowance to play with crypto investments. Might wanna consider that.
Nah.
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15 hours ago, LUGR said:
I think we sometimes default to this 12oz collective image of DAO in our heads which is the red text wall argument warrior of the mid to late 2000’s. We forget that he is become a chill, forklift certified, level headed dude with an open mind.
My man, the forklift days coincided with the wall of red text days. And don’t get it twisted, I’ll fuck up a regular cheesesteak too, especially depending on where I’m getting it from. But I gots to chill on that red meat, son. I got a phobia of cancer, and it seems like everyone’s either ODing on drugs or getting cancer these days. And anyways, chicken cheesesteaks are good too . Ain’t nothing faggy about a chicken cheesesteak, and ain’t most you Cali niggas on that tofu vegan shit? Fuck outahere. 😆
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On 5/13/2024 at 11:13 PM, LUGR said:
I believe you.What’s with the skid mark of tomato sauce under the chicken though?
My man that is KETCHUP. Fuck is you talking about??? 😆
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9 hours ago, LUGR said:
harsh…..is she what would be call a road hog?
More like road kill.-
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1 hour ago, nicklesndimes said:
thought this one would make up for the trainwreck i posted yesterday:
(down with the clown?)
If it's one thing I know about crazy bitches, this bitch got some bomb ass pussy and is a absolute fucking champion in the sack. 😆-
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5 hours ago, ndv said:
On second look, I had to ask myself, "is that granola?"
Were you high when you typed this?
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11 hours ago, LUGR said:
This looks like a solid filling meal, but keeping it 💯 with you, overall it doesn’t look that good. Looks hella dry.Looks are deceiving you. That shit was bomb as fuck.
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I think it actually looks better that way.