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DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER

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  1. 5 hours ago, LUGR said:

    For real though, I hope kids these days don’t fuck with drugs recklessly like we did back in the day. That shit scares the shit out of me in 2024.


    It's weird cause back in the day we always knew which drugs to stay the fuck away from. These new kids who do fuck with drugs are jumping straight into the hard shit and ODing on that fent. It's weird, the fact that they're so oversheltered and naive probably has something to do with their lack of knowledge about which shit to stay the fuck away from. Probably dying virgins too, SMFH.

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  2. 12 hours ago, fat ralphy said:

    My kids are miles away from where I was at their age - my oldest is going into Summer before 8th grade.

     

    My summer before 8th grade I got my dick sucked. 

     

    I was having police contact at his age and he is on fucking honor roll. 

     

    This kid has a fucking special blanket still.

    No real mention of chicks except for when I tell him that I will always love him no matter what or its 2024 and we accept everyone.

     

    "You know son - I will always love you and be here for you, you know that - and its ok for anyone to have someone they love. You know these days men sometimes marry other men and we accept trans now, uh I mean trans people. So I just want you to know I'm here for you - "

     

    "Im going to marry a lady dad."

     

    "ok well thats good...."

     

    Im an awkward caveman parent that was reared by a mentally ill alcoholic construction worker, that is me doing my best effort at modern day parenting. 

     

    There is probably some parenting gold going on pretty frequently among the forum members. 


    I remember my dad busted in on me railing this chick one time, I'm yelling at him "Yo GTFO!" with this chick's legs in the air, he's like "oh shit, my bad!" and closes the door. Then a couple seconds later opens it again and gives me the thumb's up with a big ole grin on his face and closes the door again. He told me years later that that was his proudest moment, because he knew he didn't have to worry about me being gay. 😆
    Yeah, these younger kids are being raised being told that they're "children" all through their teens and seem like they're scared of the pussy. Shit's weird. 
    I was proud as fuck when 2Sik got his cherry popped. 😆

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  3. 14 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

    DONT YOU TARNISH MJs LEGACY OR THE FACTS THE WAY I REMEMBER THEM!! MJ WAS A GOD DAMN SAINT TO THEM CANCER KIDS OR WHATEVER. 


    LMFAO! He tarnished his own shit. I'm sure he did do some actual good, most people aren't black and white all good or all evil, but it's always been known at least since the early 90's that MJ was a gay pedophile. The dude was a total fucking nutball. I mean he even had surgery to make himself look like a white woman for fuck's sake. It's truley amazing to me how people are so consumed by the mass hysteria of pedo mania that they're quick to throw anybody under the bus over one accusation or comment about a teenage girl, but here yall are bending over backwards to live in denial about MJ who was a blatantly obvious ACTUAL pedophile. I mean it's to the point where celebrities can't have 20 year old GF's without being labeled pedo creeps, my teenage sons can't even have girls that are two or more years younger than them without being labeled pedophiles and everyone at school wanting to beat their ass, this pedo mania is literally the modern day version of the Salem witch hunts. Yet here yous are bending over backwards trying to deny the obvious common knowledge about MJ. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  4. 5 hours ago, Schnitzel said:

    Or an irishman in a van.

     

    The irish tradies in the vans going around Sydney in the late 90's early 2000's were on top of their game.

     

    My mate got stooged by them  and got shafted for several hundred bucks.

    They pulled up next to me one day after that event and I still gotta give them credit for this exchange

    "eh maytie I see ya lissenin' to some music"

    Schnitzel  "mate I'm not looking for dodgy speakers"

    "it's a blow up pig for bedtime ya look like you could use it"

     

    Another friend got done for several hundred pounds in london by switching a laptop in a bag for a laptop bag with bottles of water at the last minute.

     and they still do the Tarmac scam year in year out.

     

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    Here in the states, also late 90's or early 2000's, I was in between jobs and answered a misleading ad in the paper that got me a job riding in that van. Worst job ever. The speakers were legit, we had the paperwork to prove it for when we got pulled over by cops (which we definitely did), but our boss literally told us to stick to his sale's pitch of pretending that "we just made a delivery and there was more speakers on the van than what we were delivering, and therefore would you like to buy these speakers that we're stealing from our company?" Obviously we got the cops called on us multiple times in the week that I was there, and ironically the only sale I made that whole week was when my crackhead partner stopped at a gas station to take a shit and I just broke script and leveled with the dude working there and told him they were legit, showed him the paperwork, and let him hook them up to see that they not only worked but were good ass speakers. My crackhead partner came back during this transaction and was like "don't tell dude you broke script". Boss man gave me a little extra after "congratulating our new salesman" being as it was Friday, and I never showed back up on Monday. That was literally the worst job I ever had. Salesmen are fucking scum. 😆

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  5. 8 hours ago, DETO said:

    Good at teach her to only buy shit from crackheads of I’m around. after her pointing out the woman was missing hella teeth, we talked about the importance of not doing drugs. So besides scoring some AirPods, it was a learning lesson. No drugs and a crackhead will take whatever you offer and we probably could have low balled her even more. 


    We been going back to Philly  on vacation for a couple weeks every summer for like  7 years, and every single time I take my kids on the "drug zombie" tour down Kensington ave for this exact reason. And I tell them this is where you're gonna end up fucking with them drugs. 
    I actually took my oldest on foot straight into needle park to see that shit up close and personal one night last summer. I was looking for my oldhead/his uncle Mark who's out there, but I also made it a point to bring him along and see that shit straight up. See them shooting up into their rotting limbs, smell the stench, hear the fucked up junkie's voices right there in front of him instead of out the window of a moving car. So far he don't even smoke weed and somehow made the national honor's society in school.

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  6. 9 hours ago, ndv said:

    @DETO  take her bombing and get a pic of her writing while air pods in her ears or this never happend.



    Don't do that @DETO, unless she gets bit by that bug on her own. I tried to disuade my kids from this path and encourage them to focus more on soccer and skateboarding and shit, but my genes were too strong and took over on their own. 😆


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  7. On 4/2/2024 at 10:14 AM, mr.yuck said:

    I second this mj shit. I remember years ago I saw some kind of interview with him where he was flat out talking about how shady the music industry was and how they were going to character assassinate him. Then all of a sudden my man was a pedo. So it kinda looked like, was MJ trying to get ahead of something or was he legit being dragged through the mud? I've been leaning towards character assassination since the late 90s. He was such a weird dude, he made it so easy for anything to be plausible. 

     

     


    MJ was literally going to court for that shit in the early 90's. He beat that case after paying off the parents, then other accusations popped up years later. He was even doing interviews where he openly admitted to inviting these kids over to sleep in his bed with him and tried to spin it as normal shit.  
    And this was long before the whole pedo panic hysteria that's going on today, nobody was even thinking like that back then to be falsly accusing people of being pedophiles. It was so weird that people didn't even wanna believe it. But it was blatantly obvious to anyone who wasn't a fucking retard that he was into little boys.


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  8. On 4/1/2024 at 10:38 PM, Mercer said:

    What's weird is this Diddy thing opened up a can of worms with conspiracy theorists, many are saying the whole thing with MJ was a setup. Like he was innocent the entire time and people were legit out to set him up, and frame him. TBH I kind of want to believe in the conspiracy theory and that MJ wasn't a pedo, so I'm at like 50/50 with it now used to be 80% sure he was.


    100% MJ was a chomo.  A real pedophile, not  some grown man who was into teenagers. A lot of these other people being accused these days is questionable at best. Just like the satanic panic of the 80's where the conspiracy nuts saw devil worshippers everywhere, the modern day mass hysteria is the pedo panic and people are seeing pedophiles everywhere.  But it's 1000% MJ's weird ass was into little boys.
    Leave it to the conspiracy junkies to flip the script and say MJ was being framed. Conspiracy kooks are fucking retards. These are the same weirdos calling Anthony Keidis (or howeverever his name is spelled) a pedo for banging a 19 year old grown ass woman. 

  9. On 5/18/2024 at 9:10 AM, LUGR said:


    you should do it that way in the next graffiti you make

    My youngest got indoctinated into the order of the "S" by my homie Ideo (RIP)'s sister when we were visiting his family in Philly a couple years back.  He writes "Noshit" and uses that for his "S". Ain't nobody ready for flicks of that so don't even ask. 😆



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  10. On 5/18/2024 at 9:15 AM, LUGR said:


    You get your tacos on the river walk and your BBQ at Bill Miller’s?

     

     

     

     

    There actually is no River in San Antonio, what they call the SA river is really a creek. 😆
    Only tourists hang out there, and Bill Miller's is trash.  



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  11. On 5/18/2024 at 9:12 AM, LUGR said:


    naw man, that was from a real current Philly nurga, not some some Delco toy or outta state salsa de pinga type dude.


    Current does not = from. Is it a writer? Who's this weirdo who says ketchup is frowned upon? 😆



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  12. 12 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said:

    Every weirdo town or region has their thing. Your weirdo fish town calls them hoagies. Most of New England goes by grinders. No affiliation with your site that you know about for whatever reason 🤣



    Fishtown is one tiny  gentrified section of Philly. That entire region of the US calls them hoagies, because that's what they are. Why yall call them grinders, you like shoving them up eachother's asses or what? 😆

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  13. 16 hours ago, fat ralphy said:

    @DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER you fucking with more Mexican food these days and BBQ and shit like that? your geographic change was probably a trip at first. 

     

    East Coaster down south is a hella wild change. 


    There's literally nowhere that has better tacos than San Antonio.
    The BBQ is good as fuck too.



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  14. 19 hours ago, Mauler5150 said:

    And I wouldn't order a cheesteak with onions as I despise them in anything but spagehtti source whereby they are so diluted in taste that they are unrecognisable, so what would I need to say to get this to be the case? Would I have to speak "Fuckwit and Fuckwiz"?

     

     


    I fucking hate onions with a passion. Just one little stray ruins the entire meal. And it always ends up being in the last bite for some reason, leaving you with nothing but that foul ass disgusting aftertaste in your mouth for the rest of the night. 
    Just say "no onions". If you're at Pat's or Geno's they'll translate it to "witout" when they shout the order to the cook. But my best advise is don't even go there, there's so may better spots for cheesesteaks in Philly.



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  15. 19 hours ago, Mauler5150 said:

    I am kind of glad you confirm this to be the case.

     

    I view those who speak "retard" as being those who are unable to pronounce words correctly and this seems to be the case here as it is with those who verbalise "ight" instead of "right" or "lil" instead of "little".

     

    Speaking or spelling in "retard" isn't to be commended on any level, as it just reflects a lack of intelligence, effort, and respect for the purity of a language that was developed by generations of people much smarter than any of the retardspeakers who only do nothing but denigrate all the effort that gas gone into our universal language of English that I feel reached a zenith with the American spelling version of words.

     

    And given I exist and come from a country whereby an O is added to people's names that we shorten and butcher, I still feel there exists a difference between how we Aussies augment language and call people names like Shaneo when they are just Shane is different to the retardspeak I refer to above.

     

    While many may debate this fact, you have to admit that My "retardspeak" observation has merit as it not only corrupts and augments language to where it is only understandable to other "retards" who would argue that the Tower of Babel was the best idea ever given it lead to this world whereby we now actually glamorise and celebrate retards (using the Predator faced fool bearing the moniker Lil Wayne as an example).

     

    And I wouldn't order a cheesteak with onions as I despise them in anything but spagehtti source whereby they are so diluted in taste that they are unrecognisable, so what would I need to say to get this to be the case? Would I have to speak "Fuckwit and Fuckwiz"?

     

     


    "Ight" or "aight" is just slang for "alright". You'd hate the way we say water.  😆

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  16. 12 hours ago, LUGR said:


    Okay, I consulted two Philly nurgas about this ketchup on cheesesteak business.

     

    One said it was frowned open but accepted bc some nurgas put ketchup on everything.
     

    Second dude said absolutely ketchup and onions, so good!

     

    In conclusion, get your cheesesteak however you like it. That’s always the right way.


    Whoever said that shit is frowned upon ain't from Philly. He ain't even from the region.

  17. 8 minutes ago, LUGR said:


    You put ketchup on a beef cheesesteak too?

     

    that’s pretty unusual imo

     

    I got to look into this.

    Of course! Not doing so would be unusual.
    Philly ain't Chicago, we put ketchup on hot dogs too. 😆💯

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