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DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER

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  1. 15 hours ago, LUGR said:

    I think we sometimes default to this 12oz collective image of DAO in our heads which is the red text wall argument warrior of the mid to late 2000’s. We forget that he is become a chill, forklift certified, level headed dude with an open mind.

       My man, the forklift days coincided with the wall of red text days. And don’t get it twisted, I’ll fuck up a regular cheesesteak too, especially depending on where I’m getting it from. But I gots to chill on that red meat, son. I got a phobia of cancer,  and it seems like everyone’s either ODing on drugs or getting cancer these days. And anyways, chicken cheesesteaks are good too . Ain’t nothing faggy about a chicken cheesesteak, and ain’t most you Cali niggas on that tofu vegan shit? Fuck outahere. 😆

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  2. On 3/26/2024 at 1:59 AM, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said:

    Have you considered it being lost to that so called "mandela effect?
    Where shit that all of us of a certain age clearly remember all of a sudden being scrubbed clean from existence?
    Like Ed McMahon supposedly was never the spokesman for Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes, etc?
    One theory is that it's google conducting a social experiment to see if they can change the perception of history by literally scrubbing all evidence of this shit clean from the records, and because the younger generation literally only believes what they can google, they can gaslight us all into looking stupid.
    Another theory is that the Haldron Colider put us into an alternate universe where shit is different. Do you remember that chick Symbols supposedly had something to do with that? I really want somebody to track her down and get her opinion about this.

    @misteraven Where's Symbols at? Tried @-ing her in here and nothing. Wasn't she one of your mods? We need her input on this matter! 😆

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  3. 14 hours ago, Mercer said:

     

    You could be grabbing them flippers and giving her the floating wheel barrel smash and you're worried about a little poop.

     

    She probably pulls down a pile of TP on the floor with her teeth then does the twist like Chubby Checker on top.

     

     

    Yeah, that's definitely not substantial to get the job done. I get grossed out if a bitch has a little piece of toilet paper ball on her ass, I ain't tryna smash no shitty ass. 😆

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  4. 14 hours ago, LUGR said:


    I seen it in the west coast shops before, but figured you would clown me if I ever mentioned it.

    Nah, I clown yall for calling for that cheese wiz shit. But chicken cheesesteaks are legit. 
    I don't know how legit your Cali ones are, but in Philly they're legit. 😆

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  5. 14 hours ago, LUGR said:


    yes, flick cheesesteaks

    Like I said, flicking food ain’t really my thing. But here’s a chicken cheesesteak from a little corner pizza shop called Aramingo’s Best that I sent to my wife to make her jealous when I was in Philly last month for my homie’s funeral.

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  6. 6 hours ago, LUGR said:


    you have got to actually @PEOPLEfor them to show up.


    here…..let me show you

     

    @TreSixO

    Guess I forgot that was a thing now. Was actually kinda wondering if that was him with a different name. I can't believe how many people actually signed up to this shit with real emails that they still use to this day 20 years later. 😆

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  7. 4 hours ago, ndv said:

     

    I was thinking maybe the robot held a few spikes in a cartige and perhaps it whipped around and got him but the article says the robot fell ?

    Robot? I thought it said machine?

  8. 8 hours ago, LUGR said:


    Has he been back to the mother land yet? He is probably fielding for a cheesesteak and trying to signal you to take him back to Philly by stealing your Phillies hat.


    We go back for a week or two every summer. He definitely likes Philly better than here.

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  9. 18 hours ago, fat ralphy said:

    Youngbul with the Phillies fitted - good job DAO kid knows his roots. 

    That's actually my old hat that he found in a closet or some shit and made his own. He has mad hats but only rocks that one for some reason. 



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  10. 17 hours ago, LUGR said:


    I agree. But it seems some weird cuts have become popular, semi flooding straight leg janks. I mean, I believe in the freedoms to wear whatever pants you want to wear, but some of them do look a little silly.

     

    And yes, skinny jeans are terrible, no way those could ever actually be comfortable.

    When skaters first started cutting off the bottoms of their pants, some dudes fucked up and cut them too short. And it ended up in classic skate videos. So now the younger kids see these videos and assume that was intentional and that that's the look, and so they're deliberately doing it wrong. The wildest part of it all to me is seeing them skate in 1992/93 era pants with like 60mm wheels. That's just wrong. 😆

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