Reply to: pers-226608361@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-27, 4:25PM EDT
Hi there,
My name is Sandy and I'm new to craigslist. I've been looking through the personal ad section for a while now and it seems to me that most women on here are aiming for guys that are out of their league, so I figured, "hey- why not give this a shot too!" If all these other pigs and dogs can have lists of special requests given their current physical limitations, then why not me? well, here it goes.
about me: middle aged divorced mother of 3, frumpy-middle-aged-body, 'mom' haircut, low libido, lazy, complains frequently, enjoys eating chips and watching Tyra reruns. I've only slept w/ black men over the last 8 years to get back at my overbearing father, but now that he has passed, I'm comming back to the white team.
about you: Must be extrememly attractive and wealthy. I know my body is a disaster but clearly you must treat me like a queen and keep yourself in the best of physical shape. I expect you to help take care of my kids, emotionally and financially but I will undermine you every chance I get and point out that you're not their father.
this is in or around Boston
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
