Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear hipster-scene kid at work,
Your checkerboard DC shoes are the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen, and are NOT business casual. Get a goddamn haircut.
P.S.
I saw you pick your nose, roll up a big ol' ball of snot, and flick it at your cubicle wall. I only wish I had not accepted a position in a different department, had I not, I would be your supervisor and would have fired you for being disgusting.
That is all