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Incline, right near the same spot I hit. It's only do-able on a longboard of course... However... its still pretty fucking cool to hit up the bar with a board on top of your car and be like "yeah" I surfed the lake today. Bitches, you may buy me a beer and hop on my cock later. You need BIG winds to pull off a surfable swell with fetch as small as Tahoe is. Tahoe, Superior and Michigan are pretty much the only lakes to ever be surfed in the world. Take it for what its worth.

Word, and thanks. This is pretty much the only thread I've ever started per 12oz. I couldnt get a few of the last posts flicks going.... working on it. Lincoln City has a dope skatepark and VERY dope waves... got some coooooool ass flicks. The Great Lakes do get some swell. It's wierd surfing a lake... lack of sharks is a plus. Surfed Lake Tahoe once as well. 4-5 feet and peeling off of a boat dock on the south-side. ^lake michigan. North of Racine, WI.

More: Cyclops . NSW AU Cyclops can only be accessed by boat. Still a fairly new wave on the surfing world’s radar, its got probably the heaviest, thickest lips in the world. A cool 7 hours south of Perth. If you can find it... good luck. Considered unsurfable by most. The "Potato Patch". = San Fransisco, Cali. About 15 miles outside of the Golden Gate Bridge. Huge open ocean swells slam into Duxbury Reef. Once thought to be impossible, niggas like Grant Washburn have paddled into it. No pictures to do it justice. MAJOR SHIPPING HAZARD. Yet folks like us surf it. Nelscott Reef . Lincoln City, Oregon If you have to ask, you don't need to know. Again, Santa Cruz cats came through and showed the locals how its done. Waimea . HI, US Jaws aka Peahi @ Maui . HI, US Sunset . HI, US Pipe . HI, US ^Along with another hundred or so, played the fuck out Hawaii spots. < Shits tired.:scrambled:

Real talk mayn. Kid broke his back and STILL GOES.

Tripping, son. We're as adept on land as anybody. The fuck, you from Wiscanson or something? Even they got the great lakes, and believe it or not, Lake Michigan has waves! I surfed in Chicago during a windstorm once! You seem to be drowning in your own spew. I'll toss you some floaty wings chump. Peace.

Yeah. That, and they don't, generally know how to skate. Which seems to be the main fucking thing in a SKATE thread. Also. I've never, ever, seen a BMXr rip a pool like my nigga Cardiel does. Peace.

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Eh..... If I could relate your country to the shape of any kind of board it would be a longboard. And...... nobody likes longboarders. So... no go. You kidz is better than that. Insert smiley face here <

BMXers are way gay. Thing is, if you skate fast enough- they'll move/be out of your way.

Mad? rofl. NGR PLZ. Off my jock.

Other heavy spots: Mundaka . Spain Niijima . Japan Cabirata . NSW Au G-Land . Indonesia 'The Farm' . Mendocino US Spot A . BC, Vancouver CA God. I'm about to go off. I'll save it for later. This is more for my own reference than anything. Working on a report for school. Peace.

Enough with the Spiccoli ref's. We aren't all like that.

You ozzie cats are the kill. Had a local stitch me up from a reef cut in Perth. Fool let us stay at his house, drank his whiskey and he showed us the spots. Not much graffiti in Western Australia. Cutty cuts.

You are some kind of faggot, who excels in faggotry, and cannot swim. Thx.

So... I made this thread for you cats who enjoy surfing. We're talking about spots. Heavy spots. Surfing is the fucking godfather of all board sports and fuck you if you believe otherwise. The Wedge. = Newport beach, Cali. aka Newps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgiM-T1xRMM Breaks on a south swell, the wave jacks up and refracts off of the jetty. You will die or at least get hurt trying to charge this spot unless you're really good. Mostly weak ass body boarders- although it does get charged by a few locals on surfboards. Breaks into dry sand. Mavericks. = Half Moon Bay, Cali. IMO: gnarliest spot, that I've ever paddled out to in the whole fucking world. Sharks. Cold water. Breaks about a mile off-shore. Currents ready to sweep a nigro out to Tahiti. 45+ minute paddle out. And unfriendly locals, even if you are one. Video does not do justice to this spot. The everest of surfing. Santa Cruz locals own it. Fuck you Hawaii. Mark Foo drowned here. Respect. PS: tow-ins not shown. Humboldt. = The Jetty, Cali. Almost as gnar as Mav's. I couldn't really find any good vids. However this spot is... well... fucking gnar. First off its in Humboldt. Break is in the middle of a world class harbor. Shit only STARTS to show on a 15-20 foot swell, in the middle of a shipping lane. Thick, beasty type lefts peel towards a rock Jetty. The locals will sell you kind bowls, but will also slit a niggas throat for just being there. Humboldt has mad surf spots, and the loc's protect them. Check Shelter Cove. Tow-ins happen. Teahupoo. = 'Chopoo, Tahiti Considered by many, to be the heaviest wave in the world. Pound for pound I agree. Considering the coral reef is a FEW feet below the water. 2 people have died here in the past couple of years. Heads, stuffed into coral holes. Definition of epic. The Box. = Western Oz Another fucked up reef spot. Western Australia is full of them. The video shows a small day. Straight up stunt wave. West Oz is full of unexplored/undisclosed spots like this. Shipsterns Bluff. = Tazmania http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=644pHYZdaJE Just like the Box, only WAY heavier and oh... at least a few hundred miles from real help. If you bail and get hurt here, say peace. Cortez Bank. = THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN. San Diego. This fucking shit. Break is about 100 miles from the Coast of San Diego, as the crow flies. A random shallow spot where open ocean swells peel from left to right. Tow in only. The editor of Surfer magazine attempted to paddle into a wave here and nearly died. Swells move at like.... 30 to 40 mph here. White sharks frequent this spot, just like Humboldt and Mav's. Ghost Trees. = Carmel/Monterey, Cali. Another spot y'all cali niggas really don't know about. The 16th mile off of 17 mile drive in Monterey. Strictly tow. Kids die here. Shit gets HUGE. And the name is scary enough. Santa Cruz locals come through and rip it. You watch. Fullers. = Big Sur, Cali. Just another one of those 'crazy' secret spots in Cali. Strictly south swell. 2'000 foot hike switchback trail down to a south swell spot. A long ways from help if anything goes wrong. South's magnify into a gaping barrel with killer whales, surly locals, white sharks and jagged rocks. If you can find this place, hike to it, and paddle out... then you've earned it. There are a hell of a lot more. Todos Santos . Baja Cali Dungeons . S. Africa Jaws . Maui Seaside . Oregon Fuck, I've got some left over In-N-Out to merk. A handle to drank, + the fading south calls. You E. Coast surfing ass niggas should be jealous. Considering my boys from the cruz came out and absolutely DESTROYED the spots you fucks didn't even consider surfable. Hurricane swells is all you got. Hah. I'll delve into the outer banks and Alaska later. Nova Scotia too. Peace, be easy.

Wait a fucking minute. Are you patronizing me? If so... bonus!

I... seriously doubt that you're sorry about anything. If you are. That sucks. I'm not. Peace.

Word. What sucks is, I am actually in a fucking state of confusion right now.... Maybe its the 5meO............................................................................................

54 PAGES OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT. DAO. IF I EVER SEE YOU IRL I'M GOING TO HIT YOU (INSTINCTUALLY) IN YOUR FUCKING CHEEKFACE, THEN COME CLAIM ALL ABOUT IT HERE UPON THE INTARNATERZPRS! Youtube footage to follow. Drinks, hugs and handjobs on me afterwords. Adios Motherfucker?

Just realized the point was already scored. Anyways... If you do happen to have a younger brother, I recommend this tactic. If you do happen to have a younger bro-breh who drinks Jagermeister, blacks out, and has fists the size of the thing, and is also made of bricks.... then I dont! :scrambled: 5meO DMT waiting to be inhaled. See ya'll niggity nigs on the other side. Peace.

Also. I've noticed that asking somebody if they are mad.... only seems to make them madder. Even if they were only slightly mad to begin with. As an older brother, I used to pull this shit all the time on the lil' bro breh. "Are you mad dude?" "No" "You sure?" "Yes" "No... but seriously, you seem hella mad..." "I'm not man" "Yeah but..." "FUCK YOU DUDE, I'M NOT MAD" "OH WORD THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING" "CUZ NIGGA YOU KEEP ASKING IF I'M PISSED OFF, BUT I'M NOT" "So, you're hella mad at me... huh" "No man come on... its over..." "You mad...?" .... .... Rinse and repeat, always ends with an open hand slap, to the cheekface. Usually, I win. But we're closing in on thirty and my 'little' bro is not little anymore. He can hit like a triple perc roor. Now when we fight the cops get called.

Fasho, so I guess I'll add my story of last night to the bunch. Abridged version: Me and some folks are getting hammered at a 'pool partay' We drink, drank, as well as drunk 'em, chillin in the spa when my boy gets this invite out in Mountain View (San Jose, Cali) to club Zen. A friend of mine named Kushal (of Nepal... all I got is these damned Nepalise coins) is a flair bartender there. He's dope... anyways we roll through six deep. Get in for free, of course, and get VIP status. As soon as we cut through the line we all head straight for Kushal's bar. First round is on him... he proceeds to light the bar on fire and pour us all shots in the classical Vegas flair bartender style. He kicks a bunch of Asian dudes out of the way and these two English faggots (Visiting Stanford ass niggas) are mad. They don't want to move. Well I'm kind of a big guy, as well as a big deal... so they move, eventually. The whole night we're getting treated like rockstars although I'm wearing some hand-me-down cutoff Dickies and a borrowed vintage T. Yakuza mafia in full effect, and we're dancing with ALL of their bitches. People are trippin whenever we go get dranks, because we get the special treatment... anyways... we dip out at about 1:45 am. Trying to figure out what to do next, and smoking cigs out front. These two Engrish faggots decide its a good idea to strike up conversation... So half the time I can't decipher what in the fuck they are saying. I'm like "yeah soccer is hella cool" They're like "Cheerio old bloke, fancy a tea and crumpet" or some shit. Basically all up in our sets business. They were trying to figure out why we were getting treated so well. All of us wanted to punch this Engrish faggot in his cheekface. And we told him so. He keeps talking. I slide over to this big ass Samoan bitch trying to get in on her blunt session- and my folks slide back to the car. Puff, puff, .... puff... pass.... and I'm like "Out, thanks!" As I'm dipping down the alley those gap-toothed Engrish fucks follow me and try to talk some shit/find out where the 'party is'. Fool comes up on me and puts his arm around me. At that time I had full on visions and flashbacks of the time I spent in Prison. Bad idea for him! I fucking punched this fool in his facial. Said nothing but aimed straight for the gap in his teeth. He started snoring before he even hit the ground. His friend looked shocked, as well as awed. So's I says to him I says, actually I says nothing. However the cops were out in full force, and as a probation victim with a 10pm curfew I dip. During the ride back home I check my knuckles out... my folks start talking about how faggoty everybody was being in the spot. "Yeah dude! Remember those English bitches? I hella, like, wanted to hit that fool!" "Yeah... actually I did hit that guy. Socked him right in his cheekface" "Fuck you... did not you pussy" "Yeah I did, peep my knucks bro" They still doubted. And then I pulled this fools front tooth out of my pocket. Trophy. I hit this fool in his gap, and saw the tooth bounce off of the brick wall next to us. I collected my prize and slid it into my pocket as a token. Plus, I needed proof. Point is, the whole time we're in the club I was THINKING of the you mad shit. Haters. Anyways I'm going to make a necklace this tooth I have. Or maybe sell it on e-bay. Bids start tomorrow. Peace

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That Swype be Juicy as fuck.

I've longboarded since like fucking, ...'95. They are pretty fun to cruise on, and its definately not a new trend where I'm from. Niggas been bombing the Berkely hills on Randall trucks for a long time now. Although I do see a lot of fags who can't skate a park or red curb for shit out and about on all kinds of Sector 9's lately. Pretty much every one of them will hang it up after a few scratched swelbows. So fuck them all.