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    Fuck This Shit Thread - no homo

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    On a side note to have any girl hang up on you and not feel like you had anything to do with it just wait until she opens her mouth and then say this "Alright great talking to ya buddy see ya later". What will immediately follow is the girl hanging up and pondering if you really are that big of a jerk. You'll then recieve a call a couple hours later from "said" girl fishing around for an apology. Then you say you bitch you hung up on me. No ones the wiser.

    Fuck This Shit Thread - no homo

    in Channel Zero

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    You need to download the gatalog or just wait to pick up your cd

     

    I'm the one to call when your third verse is free

    Slip slugs in a pump and disperse emcees

    Six gunner with a potty mouth, spittin' up mud

    I stay trippin' with a 40 oz., sippin' them suds

    Outta Cali with a bang, bitch! Fuckin' insane, bitch

    The man savin' L.A., forget about Game, bitch

    I never claim Crip, but I'll murder my language

    If I can't handle it quick, I'll have it arranged then

    Last nine summers, you been suckin' the same dick

    But Jay's gone, and I'm still fuckin' 'em brainless

    At the Holiday Inn, my Doc Holiday grins

    A little too much for one, so I'll probably get twins

    Let the party begin, take it back to the telly

    Your body is doper than coke, but your crack is smelly

    At the show, they was rippin' all their panties and bras down

    They love it, 'cause officially I'm one of the godz now

    Fuck This Shit Thread - no homo

    in Channel Zero

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    I have a 6 pack (5 now) of Dead Guy Ale and a 32 of High Life... So if the roomate ever makes it back, I'll be nice and share with ya homie.

     

    For sho I ll setup the xbox or something and if he dont show up I got leftover sushi ....I dont know if you eat sushi or not....

    Fuck This Shit Thread - no homo

    in Channel Zero

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    the cryptic author,

    Writing poems on tombstones

    Celph-titled the nigga you couldn't bring home

    I'm at the crib wit your bitch givin' me slow head

    Split you up in more pieces than when Jesus broke bread

    My click is raw, be prepared when you meet us

    Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't de-fetus (ooh)

    I don't battle with rhymes,

    I'd rather battle with nines

    Instead of using my mind

    I'd rather shatter your spine

    The closest you ever came to a punch line,

    Was waiting for refreshments at the prom in '89

    I'm super crafty, super nasty, super raspy

    Fuckin' bitches with super ass cheeks

    You fucking faggots don't know the raw speech is

    I beat a bitch until her whole body turns to cleavage

    I'm hyperactive so I drink decaffeinated

    My left jab is fatal, leavin' cats decapitated

    Fuck This Shit Thread - no homo

    in Channel Zero

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    Cheats still know how to play better than most people. They spend all the times practicing to use one move or two a game on one big pot which is usually enough to win the game and rely on their skills to usually put them at that advantage spot.

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