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    Fuck This Shit Thread - no homo

    in Channel Zero

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    Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

     

    well, she has the big tittie balls, so i guess that's the reason why you love her...but i've got some lined up, ya di da dee da

     

     

     

    I feel bad for what I did the other night but that's a whole different story....

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

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    Dear asshole that has to swerve through lanes on the freeway,

     

    Good job getting to where you have to go 45 seconds faster. It takes a real man to almost cause three accidents just because you had to be somewhere trivial. It's as if they were giving away free pussy and you were late. I'm pretty sure if you rear ended someone it wouldn't be your fault. I mean you can't blame yourself for being born with douche bag strained into your genetic code.

     

    Seriously I fucking hate people who drive like they're the only ones on the road. Earth to "Dumbfuck" stop being a complete waste of oxygen and be more careful.

     

    Signed

    0- 60 degrees F

    Fuck This Shit Thread - no homo

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

     

    Thinking about taking a break with the mrs for a little while. Came to the conclusion after a night of heavy drinking. The only girl I actually like drives me fucking crazy so I decided to not contact each other for a couple of weeks. I don't see how married couples can last long without taking time away from each other.

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

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    Dear girlfriends ass,

     

    That won't be the last time I ever try that again.

     

    Zero....

     

     

     

    Also Dear Ex's,

     

    You will never ever hear from me ever again unless I'm trying to arrange a meeting of my cock and your vag, mouth, ass, or any combination thereof. If I feel that I'm not going to get you to come over within the first two min of talking to you I'll cut my losses and tell you I have to go.

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

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    ^^ I'm down with that rushinsky but here would be a good rebuttle.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Dear thick broads,

     

    There's a fine line between thick and fat and eating them fucking snacks at night aint helping.

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Dear Tyra Banks,

     

     

    Clone yourself. Teach your clone to be smart and have valid opinions on life. Then jump into a big container and blast yourself off to whichever she-bitch planet you came from. Fuck your show. If it wasnt for you having a smoking body no one would know you. Without the body you're as useful as tits on a man. So take my advice and do us all a favor.

     

    Signed,

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