En Sabah Nur

actual product. http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?page=browse&product_id=17359 see it in action: "major pumping required" i want one pretty bad.

i like the big juicy ones that kind of pop like grape when you bite into them and give you a whole mouthful with one shrimp. also i can get gully on some plain ol fried shrimp. shrimp dumplings are good, but i almost always opt for pork.

i heard salmon was the bad one. i don't know. i mean, i'm not going to actually avoid it for that reason. i had the best whole tilapia at thai place a couple months ago. it was kind of a bitch to pick apart, but it was delicious. and probably grossed out my girlfriend.

i think maybe taco tuesday is how i will want to celebrate 6.6.6 with extra hot sauce.

no offense to anyone who lives there, but i hate chicago. shitty weather. and i can't help but get the feeling they're trying to be new york. of course, i've never been to new york, but chicago seems like it wants to be a bigger deal than it is. and too many hipsters. but maybe that's everywhere.

this is fresh just for the tobias cameo.

Re: would you bang kimmy gibler?? maybe in the eye socket.

my work has pretty good salmon. i don't eat enough fish. salmon is definitely not my favorite fish. you're not supposed to eat it too often, either, because of its mercury levels.

fuck releasing albums and movies, or having parties or shows on 6/6/6 we should be burning down yuppies and dancing on cop cars. not because the devil is cool, but because it will scare christians. p.s. 666 was just a reference to Nero. get over it.

i got a bit of an ass-whoopin. my dad says so anyway, i only remember it sometimes. i'm not against it, unless it's uncalled for or too extreme. but kids don't understand a whole lot more than pain sometimes. however, i also want to explain things to my kids pretty thoroughly, rather than DO or DO NOT, because i don't want them to end up being obedient zombies who follow every social rule without understanding the logic behind them... or whatever. you know what i mean. i'm probably too lazy to actually hit my kids when i have them. i don't typically use violence unless i've been disrespected or i hate somebody enough to kill and desecrate them. it's too much effort. so i can't imagine getting that pissed at my kid, but i kind of hate the way kids sound so maybe.

word. except i'd rather you post recent pictures because i don't know what she looks like now.

i could of like sex and girls better in the winter. best way to keep warm. sometimes seeing scantily clad ladies is more of a tease than anything. because how often do you actually bother to talk to them (or want to). but i'm not uh, complaining. besides, my girlfriend doesn't really mind when i look. i've been getting hella barbecue the past couple of weeks. kansas city barbecue reigns.

i went to wendy's yesterday. the 99 cent menu was in tact. it's one of the few fast food places i'll go to. but they are a republican company so i try not to as much. plus general trying not to eat nast if i can help it. don't get me wrong, i eat meat. in fact, i don't eat much besides meat. we've got a 24hr mcdonalds and subway across the street from each other, and a 24 hr burger king down the street. i'd rather go to a diner usually though.

bump for the midwest, and for the alphabet.

key word: "little"?