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:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats shit is hilarious!

Re: Niggas officially banned from saying nigga. sorry. I just made this for the ms paint thread and thought it was appropriate.

Re: Niggas officially banned from saying nigga. There is a hiiden clause that states it is ok, as long as its from a white to a black and the last "r" is clearly pronounced.

I started something but had to run.

Yeah im lying. I stole groceries today, to live on.

I just found out I only have $471,000 left in my trust fund and my stupid asian girlfriend is bringing over a black instead of an italian for a threesome.

Did anyone post in the test forum? And god damn it its not even a rainbow! Are you really so anti gay that even something similar to a rainbow disturbs you?

"own one cat and some chickens."

^^^^No I will not go to the club and take ecstasy with you.

My mom told me the steam from the street grates was coming fro dragons and monsters in the sewers. My grandma always told me to shut the door behind me because "theres drafts outside trying to come in" but I always thought she was saying "giraffes outside" and the thought of a bunch of giraffes standing around outside trying to get in scared the hell out of me.

Case and Davie still doing the damn thing. Props...

Every greyhound bus stop I've been in over the last 6-7 years, in any given region of the country, has had a KIDS tag in it.

That ROM FOUR takes the cake for at least the next 5 pages.

Re: Splinter in The Shitter Another fun thing. Next time you go to an event with balloons, take a silver permanent marker with you. go around and ask people to sign your balloon with your marker. This will make them feel special, and when the silver touches the balloon, the chemicals eat through that shit and the balloon pops in their face! Mwa ha ha!

Re: Splinter in The Shitter You know whats fun? Texting random messages to random phone numbers. Its not as intrusive as a prank call and youd be surprised at some responses. Pretending like you know the person is fun too. Work is slow tonight.

Re: Shot it in her Bot Thread Current status- Broke my sobriety streak/workout routine to hook up with my ex last night, shes laying on futon, Im still drunk and cant sleep, have to work a full day here in a few hours. What a pile of shit this is.