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I'm re-watching Oz on DVD for the second time, best show ever made on television.
haha
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Sorry but is scribbing slang for etching?
no scribing is using something hard (drill bit, razor, whatever...) to carve your shit into things
etch is an acidic solution
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anyone wanna tell me what cctv stands for?
closed circuit
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my parents don't know
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You have no idea who I am or what I've done
Lots of love,
Shain Caw
again;
you have jealous hater written all over you
look at you talking all this shit behind your computer
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oh shit!
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true crapper story
K...so you can tell when someone's tryin to pinch a loaf, speshly with dude's im sure. but chicks too. there's no sound, maybe a shuffle of a foot to be certain the other person knows yer there. If i ever come across someone mid dump, i will make sure to be very swift in my pee buisness. go, quick wash, out the door. sometimes you get into a battle of witts with a neighboring stall. you both gotta drop a duece. you wait, you wait. who is the weaker link? or you both just gotta go so bad you shit in unison. but the thing i cannot fuckin handle.
when someone KNOWS you're waiting for them to leave to do your thing. Maybe you drank a case of PBR last night? maybe you had Indian. whatever it is, it needs to be dealt with in private... These bitches will take a leisurly piss, fix their hair,,,touch up make up, etc. HOW FUCKING RUDE. ugh.
only thing worse is when there's a bathroom with one stall, and someone is waiting, and they wait INSIDE. like, not right outside the door. but like inches away, just sitting there .
god. some people.
so you can't take a shit if you aren't alone?
hahahah
I take a sick pleasure in doing all I can to gross the poor bastard sharing that room out
it's even funnier when its an office type environment, and you recognize the other people by their shoes... and when you see them later it's like 'what's up' and they know the deal.
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naw, hes flip mode
:lol:
propped
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Re: You know when you get into a fight and later remember things you should have said
btw... art is art... my parents bitched out one of my teachers when i was in the 1st grade cause she wrote a big red F on my drawing of a tree... so i painted the leaves purple.how the fuck is a GRADE 1 teacher going to give an F to a GRADE 1 students drawing?
riiiiiiiiiiight
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....yeah, to people that don't discriminate!
:yuck:
your preference in girls consists of asians.... which 90% of the time have the body of a 12 year old boy.
your telling me if you took a fine girl home and she had a big vagina you'd send her home?
fuck off
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roflcopter
oh man... what some people will jerk off too
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i just want to know how long a thread i made about the nice weather in my town would stay open
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my teacher was takin the piss out of a boy in my class n he goes o yer did u know that they took the word gullible out of the dictionary?
i go who told you that sir
derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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makros makes a rant post like this several times a year.
its either about...
a)sex
b)being "cool"
the dude is a walking\talking cliche. he's hipstered the fuck out and has a travelling midi band.
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soup can get down with that image
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it's gold, because that kind of shit happens to me on a daily basis.
seriously.
who doesn't know that its 1-area code- phone number?
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blade inflicted wounds dont heal as fast as other wounds because its a clean cut and there is nothing to join them back together without help or time. the super glue is a pretty good idea as long as none gets in the wound. If you rub mud on bee stings, it sucks the poison out!
wtf are you basing this on?
jagged cuts take longer to heal, and are more likely to scar...
but a clean cut, like a blade would make, heals faster because its easier for your skin to FUSE BACK TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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get money...
or income tax evasion?
hmmmmm.... tough call
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just getting my post in this thread before it's closed.
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who's line is it anyway?
i was watching america's next top model [no homo] and one of the schticks they had to do on the show was participate in some cheap MTV rip off of whose line is it anyway?
i think it was called wildin out?
GHEY.
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this wasn't my awesome comment, but it's gold...
in my line of work I get to talk to americans all the time (I'm canadian).
I had this one bitch on the phone. the call center she works at is in tennessee.
so basically what I was doing was placing an order with her company.
so I'm trying to explain to her how our shipping process works (it's kind of complicated... the jist of it is our shit gets sent to us from minnesota, no matter where its ordered from.)
anyways, to get through all the bullshit, I was trying to leave her our phone # so she could call back an order verification.
she says... "oh no we can't do that."
I say well why not?
and she says well don't we have to dial some sort of international code # ?
and then I inform her (while trying not to laugh) that, no, she can call directly to anywhere in canada, or north america, by simply dialing a 1 and then the area code.
and then she spits out this gem... "you mean I can call directly to canada?!"
GOLD.
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super glue was invented for closing wounds during combat situations.
i'm at war with the world.
I've heard the same thing about duct tape
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:biglaugh: SORRY.. I'LL START SITTIN' DOWN WHEN I "PEE" LIKE YOU LITTLE LADY :biglaugh:
well, learning how to read would be a better start
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i just watched that 9/11 documentary loose change
I have achieved 1,600 posts in less then a year
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if you had made 1601 i would have given you props