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I've actually never had one until last night, that's how I decided I should drink 5 of them. Yes they are pretty tasty.

Then I was like, "Yo fuck this building, this shit is gay!!!" and in my best neckface-esque handstizzle, I showed the building how I felt. Then I saw this dude, and my girlfriend told him to sing a song about Brittany Spears. He sung about her tight cunt. I gave him some change... Then I was like, "Yo fuck not taking a photo with this dude!" and totally did. Also I forgot to mention that I gave that particular can to the bum, because it blew up and leaked all over me... In case you're like, "Yo I bet that can didn't even leak and get all over eastbays hands...", I got this. Then my girlfriend told us she was going to teach us a 'cultural lesson', and she took us to this store. Apparently to show us what a store in Rwanda is like... Sweet. Single serving shitty food and chocolate milk... Awesome. I know what you're thinking, "Yo EB! How much are ice cream sammiches there?!?!"... Well... Then we climbed on some shit because we totally kinged being drunk that night. I actually did more dumb shit but I think some shit shall be left out. Enjoy. Also post flicks of your weekend.

Now actually I was already buzzed before the night started, on account of buying a pack of Guinness because BoogieHands said so. Anyway at the request of a few here are the pictures from last night... First we were at Red Robins, because our friend was getting his hair cut and we needed somewhere to go... My girl drank a few of these. See I told you... Then Reuben Kinkaid showed up and looked gay and shit. Then we all left and went to some other bar and I decided we would only drink martinis the whole time there, because I'm a genius. I ordered appletinis because that's what Zach Braff drinks. PROOF! Oh also Friday night is apparently 6 dollar triple martini night, which somewhat influenced my martini idea. Then things started getting pretty blurry. Here is a picture in circle form. Then Hydrogen Peroxide who was also there grabbed the waitresses boob. She totally wanted to suck all of our dicks off, including the girls, she was flirting all night. I don't think we tipped her. Then out of nowhere (in my mind) RKs girl showed up, I yelled at her several times about the importance of ordering martinis. She obliged. When I get drunk I pick out one thing to do with my hand, then I do it all night. That way I don't have to think about what to do with my hands when I take a picture. On this night, it was devil horns. I'm metal. Martini-steez. Then we left and walked around a bit, then I was like, "YO!" and my dude was like, "What?". And I was like, "That bitch is dying on the ground!!!" I don't know if she was dying, but she was definitely on the ground. Apparently, umbrellas don't stop cars... Who knew? Then they took her away. So it wasn't fun anymore. So I decided to find something to entertain myself. This is them taking her away in case you were skeptical. So what I found to entertain myself was this bum. I gave him a can and I told him to write on things. He wrote "Goat" on things. Then we took a group photo. Here it is. Then apparently I was like, "FUCK COACH!!!!", and wrote on their store. I actually don't remember doing this... Then I was like "Yo fuck public transportation!!!1", and to show my anger I wrote on this bus. Look at the people inside... They were a little confused about things... ...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I have very little energy.

YO FOR ALL YOU FUCKERS THAT THINK IT ISN'T NY HERE IS A PICTURE OF MARTHA STEWART!!!@ THE MOST DEFINITIVE PROOF YET!@!!!!

Why did ICB come in here and definitively prove that GTA IV was in NY. After nobody questioned it once, since we have several pictures? And I think the Statue of Liberty was really more of a dead give away than some Coney Island Rollercoaster...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I drank so much last night. I ended up tagging on busses and walls and pretty much everything. I have paint all over my hands... I gave my can to a bum and had him tag on shit. I drank more, then some more, then to top it off I had a beer or 6. A girl got hit by a car. I got pics of everything.

I drank so much Guiness because of Boogie Hands. You bastard.

"I lost my passport. Here is my ID, have at it."

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I just got some REALLY dope Levis, apparently they make some nice slimmer fit jeans now a days. I like them, they fit perfect.

Re: Don't Call it Frisco Cool cool, so how about some pics Because I think a page is enough to argue about any one subject...

Re: Don't Call it Frisco So arguing is cool... What does everyone think about this Cake battle???

Wonk... "Although many men with gonorrhea may have no symptoms at all, some men have some signs or symptoms that appear two to five days after infection; symptoms can take as long as 30 days to appear. Symptoms and signs include a burning sensation when urinating, or a white, yellow, or green discharge from the penis. Sometimes men with gonorrhea get painful or swollen testicles."

It only takes one person cathead.... I got some nice jeans today. Levi makes slim fits now. Wootz.

You can also be born with HPV, and also only certain people have the right genetics to get the warts or cervical cancer. As far as STDs go that's the one you wanna get. LOL.

If you had to decide, HPV would definitely be the better way to go. But warts and sores are different, if they hurt, they probably aren't warts homeslice.

How do you know you don't have it if there is no way to test for it in males? ZING!

It doesn't matter how hard it is, you are an American citizen, they cannot deny you entry. They can check every part of your body. But they cannot deny you.

Re: Don't Call it Frisco Private Messaging...

Haha, okay last one...

I am unequivocally tall. I do not know any women who are taller than me. Women who are taller than me are lesbians, for whom I hear 1969 was a very momentous year.

Do you ever get carnal with the ladies?

No the US can't deny you entry no matter what, you are a citizen. But getting out without a passport or birth certificate is pretty much impossible. Unless you're hopping fences.

This is your thread, why do we have to post flicks?? I for one am not a Wild Cock Rider. So you post some Cock Rider flicks... And I'll make fun of them.

That was dope.