lepthebeard

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ^^^....you forgot one part of the equation: = beers and crown royal

...he rarely gets up anymore, yards have gotten burnt, railroad staff have retired... ...i've seen several on the insides of hoppers from when he used to ride...

...let's send some love out to Take5, the Serpent, Other, Phono, Thunderbird, Cmor and the rest of the BSM crew, one of the first 'streak crews' from what little I know... OOps, sorry about this brief commercial break! - Edit

...yipeeeee!...

...this is about monikers, NOT graffiti, so keep the shit talk out of here, take it somewhere else...real streakers don't hate...BEAT IT

...don't think it was necessary to start another thread but the more moniker photos, the better my work day gets!...

Re: TEAM ALCO ALCOHOL POISONING- Tell about your first time St. Patty's 2007- Skate Patrick's Day, 3 punk bands, total mayhem. Band one comes on stage and makes sure nobody is drinking green beers and pulls out a litre of green Listerine. I step up, tilt the head back and took toooo much. Band two, same as the first but a bit worse. So now I'm soaked with Listerine and my manboobs are getting erect. I decide to share. It's a hit, so I take my nipples to the dance floor and start rubbing them all over everyone - gay party boy style! (NO HOMO) . Skins are getting mad, emo fags are smiling, I'm having the greatest time rubbing all over friends and foes and chicks alike. 3 people want to fight me on seperate occasions- go figure. 2 chicks want to fuck me- what me? Anyways I end up getting bounced - TWICE. The next day was the worst ever. Meh guts were going into convulsions/cramping every 15 minutes...thought I was having a baby. Can't beleive I'm in my mid 30s and it finally happened! Similar tales from the pros?

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...shit, 12oz has me working overtime!....'til Monday, lates!

...yo KaBar2, check the 'crew change thread...got any answers for me? PM or otherwise

Re: TEAM ALCO I want in the club. I may have disqualified myself on Saturday due to the fact I got alcohol poisoning. Details provided if necessary. EBPH and others were supposed to show up for the Skate Patty's Day festivities but they missed the show...I dunno what show was better, the bands or me rubbing my man boobs all over everyone. Details provided if necessary. Got bounced/beat for hitting a bartender with a skate...but you know I got back in 'till close. So what does it take to be down? Details provided if necessary.

...Mr. Niceguy with the massive update... By far Kwest's best whole car yet!

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...nooooooo, the balder the better!...

...has anyone made any Wesley Willis comments yet?...HEAD ON

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...kinda like your girl?...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...don't all fish have eye balls?...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...LAMB BALLS??? for some reason I beleive you...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...I've lost respect for bloodfart and i no longer have a crush on her...bet she would haved loved my beard and it's softness... I work with the homeless and addicted...that was not cool at all.

Get on the bandwagon, everyone is doing re-runs. PS Skullskates has some new shoes out now (Circa)

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...so yesterday's McChurger Extreme was the shit but today's lunch was just as good: I ordered two dishes from a great Mexican joint. Once I received my fare, to my surprise I actually ordered two full entrees. I was dared to eat them both, we are talking beansx2, ricex2, chips, beerx2 a chireezo (sp) enchilata (sp) and some crazy chilli type shit (sp)- fuck I'm french not mexican NO GAY. Anyways, I managed to finish it all and I thought all was good. I made it back to the office and my fucking asshole exploded all over the sides of the toilet NO GAY...I dunno if it was due to yesterday's lunch or today's...p.s. I had butter chicken for dinner last night. I need help, any suggestions? Will I be ok or did I simply over ethnic eat myself into shit hell....ohhhh no, round two is brewing.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread OK I couldn't wait and had an early lunch. I took the McChurger to a whole new level. I customized mine using the above ingredients except I used a bacon double cheese burger (Canadians love their bacon) and I added a side of BigMac sauce....of course it is called the McChurger Extreme! I must say this is one tasty sammy!! Pure genious, probably invented by the drug company responsible for Lipitor as I can feel my blood thickening as I type. My gut is aching and can feel my bowels backing up. I unfortunately will not be able to describe my shit for days to come...sorry. I hope to never eat one of those again but probably will due to the taste factor. Be sure to put the Mac sauce on them, we are talking taste explosion. On the plus side you got all major food groups in check with an extra dose of vitamine G. I give this creation an all-star review.

...RIP Avers...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...20 minutes 'till lunchtime...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...come on, back to the shit...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...FUCK, I just took a dump, it was a triple coiler...I'm still going to McYuck's to craft one of those gems, detailed review to follow but unfortunately I probably won't shit afterwards...but time will tell...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...hey now, don't blame us...