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SleepAnDream

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  1. today... High Low 65°F 42°F count yourself fortunate. my parents are flying out too vegas in two weeks with the sole purpose being getting remarried by none other than, you guessed it, Elvis. baha. my parents are nutso. ill be there in august. i cant wait...id switch places with you in a heartbeat.
  2. awww, no, no need to salute me. i, indeed, should be saluting you and your beater and undie combo. yes...yes indeed. ;)
  3. pizza bites wear the crown.
  4. i like giving people rooad rage. its a hobby of mine.
  5. the same thing ive been wearing between the hours of 5am though 6pmp for the last five years...
  6. thats fucking halarious! bahaha.
  7. awe myth pores skem yeti. nice catches.
  8. nevermind. maybe if i read the whole thread first. ha. pffft.
  9. mise is a good dude. correct me if i am mistaken, i thought SPRE was jhf?
  10. its funny you mention...the other day me and my girl were talking and she was like "oh damn, i could just die happy." i was like...um...really? it made me think for a second. i then asked her, " what would it take, what could be so damn good that nothing could ever be better, that you could just literally die happy?" she thought for a second and nothing came to mind. so she asked me the same question in return. without ANY hesitation i lay my answer on her: 78 degrees, slight breeze. painting a freight in my daytime spot drinking a 40 smoking a cig listening to "my way" by sinatra on some headphones all the while, getting the most crucial head ive ever gotten. only then could i die a happy man. her response? "is that all? thats easy enough. as soon as the weather turns nice, youre going to die happy." the best part: shes dead serious. ZING!
  11. yeah, definetly a GREAT flick...if youre in the mood to read for two hours. worth the rent nonetheless...
  12. Hey there fuckface, I made a checklist of shit for you not to do so you wont turn out to be the miserable shit that i know youll eventually become. -dont fuck up in school, stop being a slacker. -dont put off college just because you fucked up in school and became a slacker anyways. -dont join the military, the majority of them will ba wastes of flesh and will only bring you down tremendously. -for gods sake, dont start smoking. youll regret it. i promise. -that hot girl youll meet , dont marry her, itll only turn out ugly. -while im on the subject of women, dont fuck that blonde girl kim, youve already fucked a kim, you dont need two. -if you DO decide to fuck the second kim, wear 2 condoms. -dont fuck bearded ladies -dont drink and drive. -dont paint with rich kids, they have everything to lose. -stay away from credit cards. -dont drink so goddamned much. -graffiti will be your best friend and your worst enemy. -if you know whats good for you, avoid the combination of highway signs and rustoleum. itll save you thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars in the end. youll thank me later. hopefully youll heed some of the advice ive passed along, but, if by chance im still miserable tomorrow, im jacking the delorean, pulling a Marty Mcfly and whipping your punk ass. Fuckin asshole. Sincerily yours, You
  13. goddamn that kure is sick. mber gesass kem mber lewis jbue and that nace wholecar. super catch.
  14. i thought the same though... yukons color schemes impress me. good stuff.
  15. a couple interesting catches. daddy likee.
  16. cense and reup like a muuuuuuffucka.
  17. Mr Burns. that panel never gets old. re-re-re-reup
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