Hey there fuckface,
I made a checklist of shit for you not to do so you wont turn out to be the miserable shit that i know youll eventually become.
-dont fuck up in school, stop being a slacker.
-dont put off college just because you fucked up in school and became a slacker anyways.
-dont join the military, the majority of them will ba wastes of flesh and will only bring you down tremendously.
-for gods sake, dont start smoking. youll regret it. i promise.
-that hot girl youll meet , dont marry her, itll only turn out ugly.
-while im on the subject of women, dont fuck that blonde girl kim, youve already fucked a kim, you dont need two.
-if you DO decide to fuck the second kim, wear 2 condoms.
-dont fuck bearded ladies
-dont drink and drive.
-dont paint with rich kids, they have everything to lose.
-stay away from credit cards.
-dont drink so goddamned much.
-graffiti will be your best friend and your worst enemy.
-if you know whats good for you, avoid the combination of highway signs and rustoleum. itll save you thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars in the end. youll thank me later.
hopefully youll heed some of the advice ive passed along, but, if by chance im still miserable tomorrow, im jacking the delorean, pulling a Marty Mcfly and whipping your punk ass. Fuckin asshole.
Sincerily yours,
You