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Dr. Dazzle

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    OH CANADA

    in Channel Zero

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    Panorama is better, but I say this only because my girlfriend's parents own a condo there, not because I know anything about skiing or snowboarding.

     

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    This is seriously the exact view from their balcony. I love it there...

    Post pics of scars you wish you had as a child

    in Channel Zero

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    Yes

     

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    And yes.

     

    And I can't find a picture of it, but that librarian ghost at the beginning of Ghostbusters scared me something proper. 20 years later and I honestly don't think I have ever been able to watch that scene...

    Ultraviolet

    in Channel Zero

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    So I (somehow) got conned in to seeing this movie, and I have to say it's probably one of the top 5 worst movies I've ever seen, and I've seen some shit in my time. I don't even know where to begin. The absolutely terrible acting ("V....w-what's that sound?""It's the wind Six...just the wind"), the terrible plot where they didn't explain ANYTHING (I didn't even realize they were vampires until 3/4 in to the film), or the cheesy fight scenes that didn't start until about 30 seconds of Milla Jovovich looking pouty and pissed off in slow motion.

     

    My absolute favourite part of the movie was when she was fighting the Chinese guys (who the fuck were they anyway??), and there was like a 3 minute sequence of reflections in everyone's glasses, eg. Chinese guy #1 is reflected in Milla Jovovich's glasses, and then she's reflected in Chinese guy #2's glasses, who's reflected in Chinese guy #3's glasses, etc, etc.

     

    It's just awful. I recommend seeing it just to see how horribly bad it is, but take Mam's advice and go stoned, or drunk, anything that will make you laugh at how bad it is rather than want to kill yourself like I did...

    new tattoo

    in Channel Zero

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    Unless you're Jewish, why would you get the first one?

     

    And if you took the radio from At the Drive-In, well, getting band tattoos is just stupid.

     

    I suggest getting a picture of my face on your ass. I can send you a promo shot if you would like. If not, "Dr. Dazzle" in some futuristic font will also suffice...

    fuckin snow

    in Channel Zero

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    My girlfriend was driving in the mountains on Wednesday when we went around this corner in the shade, hit a patch of black ice, span 360 degrees in to the other lane, and slammed in to a snowbank, which prevented us from dropping over a 30 foot cliff.

     

    It was awesome...

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