i told this story once, so if you've read it, sorry.
im drinking all my rent money. im about to be homeless.
so i figure its a good idea to wreck my house.
my friend gives me a "chubby tubby" love doll.
a huge fat blow up doll as a joke..
i blow it up and put it in the middle of my living room. i have a big
party and smash up my place into a dump.
in the morning im fucked on drugs and still drinking beer.
i call in a gun threat to the hospital (i dont remember this) saying
im going to kill everyone. i get sent to the psych ward because im crazy anyway.
while im in the psych ward, my parents emergency move me because im
getting kicked out. first thing they find is a chubby tubby blow up doll
with a bottle in the pussy. my stepdad is so weirded out he thinks its serious
and packs it up for me in case i still want it.
so ive owned a fuck doll.