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SHE DOESN'T WATCH YOUR GUYS GAY PORN MOVIES, ARE YOU VISIBLY UPSET ABOUT THAT?

Man Busted Masturbating On Flight While Shocked Passengers Looked On DENVER (PIX11)— It has all the elements of a horror movie: a snake, a plane and a couple of horrified passengers. A Florida man faces a $5,000 fine after he allegedly masturbated on a United Airlines flight late last week while shocked passengers looked on in disbelief. Washington (U.S. state) According to reports, 25-year-old Kyle Pierce was taken into custody shortly after United Airlines Flight 340 touched down in Denver on May 19. The flight flew in from Spokane, Washington. A teenage passenger sitting next to Pierce first alerted flight attendants, after she witnessed the unsettling scene unfold before her eyes. "I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the 18-year-old woman told investigators, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time." Another passenger was alerted by a friend who saw Pierce pleasuring himself. "My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller told authorities. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom.After a while he returned." Pearce remains in custody without bail following a court hearing Monday. If convicted of obscene and indecent exposure, he could get up to 90 days in jail in addition to a $5,000 fine.

HOW GOOD ARE YOUR REACH-A-ROUND SKILLS?

HE, LIKE US, ARE THE IMMORTALS. AREN'T WE?

CRY WHEN HE's CRITICIZED

ARE YOU THE AWESOME?

BECAUSE YOUR'E STYLES TIRED

ISN'T IT THE THING IN YOUR HAND WIPING ALL YOUR TEARS AWAY?

IF HE DID, YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF KLEENEX, RIGHT, OR DID YOU USE IT ALL?

THAT KADE_ONE SLURPED DOWN

COULD IT BE 1 OF THE THOUSAND 12oz MEMBERS LAUGHING AT YOU?

CAN YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL ON THE 12 FIRST?

*edit. i'll brb. lol

THE CHICK GRABBIN THE TITS LOOKS LIKE BAM MARGERA. I COULD NEVER SMASH BAM MARGERA.

THAT'S THE KIND OF POSTING WE NEED IN HERE. 8.1% CHEERS!

WILL HE REMEMBER TO TAKE THEM REGULARLY?

FALSE. TPBM: GETS BUTT-HURT OVER THE INTERWEBZ TOO MUCH.

SITTING HERE , HOPING THAT KADE _NONE HAS SOME OF THIS:

WHY ARE YOU ACTING DIFFERENT NOW THAT ..Rolls_Royce.. IS ONLINE?

DID HE THINK YOU'D NEVER COME BACK IN HERE?