IRON CHEF

half n half HALF GAY-MAN / HALF STR8-WOMAN

YOU HAVE HOES IN DIFFERENT AREA-CODES.

NO DEGREES, IF WE DID THAT WE'D ALWAYS JUSTIFY GOING TO THE 1,2,3RD DEGREE AND FALL BACK ON: "WELL AT LEAST I DIDN'T TAKE IT TO THE 4TH DEGREE" AND THINK IT'S OK. WE'RE IN HERE BECAUSE WE CAN'T CONTROL ONLY HAVING 1 OR 2 DRINKS. THE "DEGREES" WOULD ONLY BE THE WAR-STORIES OF HOW MUCH STUPID STUFF YOU DID.

1-DRINK FOR ALL OF US IS A RELAPSE.

GRAND-MUTHA FUCKA HE's UH GRAND-MUTHA FUCKA

GRAND-MUTHA FUCKA HE's UH GRAND-MUTHA FUCKA

GRAND-MUTHA FUCKA HE's A GRAND-MUTHA FUCKA

THIS IS FUNNIER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. YOU DON'T SUCK, TURN IT AROUND BRO, EVERY DAY IS A NEW CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE. I RELAPSED SEVERAL TIMES A MONTH AGO OR SO, BUT I JUST HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING FORWARD AND NOT BACKWARDS. YOU'RE FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF AND MAKING EXCUSES TO JUSTIFY THE NEXT DRINK. THAT'S THE WAY MOST OF US ARE. WAKE UP AND ONLY SAY, I WONT DRINK TODAY. REPEAT.

YOU TOOK THAT FLICK WITH YOUR PHONE WHILE SITTING ON HIS LAP THOUGH.

PEOPLE WAIT IN LINE FOR YOU WHEN THE RE-ISSUED JORDAN'S COME OUT.

"PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN" ?

THAT PICTURE IS PISSING ME OFF, I NEVER KICKED THE FOOTBALL WITH MY INDEX FINGER! ALWAYS THE MIDDLE FINGER OF POWER!

THEIR'S 2 EPIC SIDE-BOOB FLICKS I DONE SEEN IN MY TIME. THAT ABOVE ASIAN ONE IS THE 2nd. THE FIRST WAS DARLENE

THE OLD-SCHOOL NFL PENCILS WERE THE SHIT 1st AND 2nd EDITIONS. THE STRIPED ONES WERE WAY SICK. THESE NEWER ONES LOOK MAD BAMMER YO!

IF SO, I FELL FOR THE BANANA IN THE TAIL-PIPE.

CONGRATS, YOU GUYS MUST BE ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR DRINKING AND NOT LET IT AFFECT YOUR LIFE, AND NOT LOSE JOBS WHILE "GETTING-AWAY" WITH DRINKING ON THE JOB, BECAUSE IT's A GAME TO SEE IF YOU'LL GET CAUGHT OR NOT. AND WHEN YOU DO GET CAUGHT, YOU STILL FIND A WAY TO DO IT AGAIN AT ANOTHER JOB. WER'E JEALOUS OF NOT BEING LIKE THIS. BUT IF DRINKING IS TRULY = "COOL" I'M SURE MOST OF US HAVE BEEN MUCH "COOLER" THEN THE IGNORANT PART-TIME DRINKERS THAT TROLL THIS THREAD AND RANT ABOUT HOW "THEY'RE GONNA GET WASTED THIS WEEKEND, FUCK BEING SOBER". http://www.justthefactsbr0.com

ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY ON TOP OF YOU.

" STINKIN' - THINKIN' "

CO-SIGNED, FLIGHT-CRANKS, BARS, FRAME, FORK,STEM, WELL OVER 50 BUCKS "AND BEFORE WE HAD A CAR, WE DID BMX-MAINIES"

IT TOOK YOU 5 DAYS TO COME UP WITH THAT.

A "DJ" NOWADAYS DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TOUCH RECORDS, JUST TALK LOUD AND SAY NOTHIN', AND YOU GOTTA BE GEARED-UP SON! SPECIFICALLY HAVING YOUR HIGH-TOP TONGUES STICKING OUT.