IRON CHEF

I REMEMBER ROCKIN' IT LIKE THIS WITH A CHICK JUST GETTING OVER HER PERIOD, EVERY 3-4 STROKES OR SO I'D SEE WHAT APPEARED TO BE A RAISIN ON MY COCK.

THIS CHICK JUST HAS THE "I'M A BIG TIME BITCH" LOOK TO HER.

YEARS LATER WE FIND OUT WHAT THEY WERE LOOKING AT:

ALL OF ASIA

THE CONTRACT I SIGNED FOR THIS SCENE PLAINLY STATED, NO ANAL, THAT'S HIGHER ON THE PAY-SCALE. BESIDES, REMEMBER, I'M FAMOUS FOR SQUIRTING.

I JUST REALIZED THAT: , , , , , , , , NSA STANDS FOR NO STRINGS ATTACHED SOMEONE BREAK DOWN ALL THESE CRAIGSLIST ABREVIATIONS FOR ME:

INTERNET FACT: MESSY ROOM = HOT CHICK CLEAN ROOM = NOT SO HOT CHICK

I HURRIED AND STUFFED MYSELF WITH WAY TOO MUCH TACO-BELL SO I WOULD BE TOO FULL TO GO OUT WITH THE MANY FOOLS TEXTING ME TO GO TO BARS WITH THEM. LAME, BUT IT WORKED, DIDN'T DRINK AT ALL THIS WEEKEND. IMG. FOREVERALONE.JPG IMG/

NEW YEARS STORIES WHEN WE GET BACK Y'ALL FO SHO!

SUPRISED AND PISSED I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING ON NEW YORK HOT TRACKS. THAT SHOW HAD THE HARD TO FIND VIDEOS. BREAK MACHINE STREET DANCE

LOG EM IN, AND YOU HAVE TO COME BACK AND ADMIT DEFEAT IF/WHEN BREAKING THEM.

CAROL BURNETT ON THE

MOCA SHOW

DOLLAR KOI FISH. NOT NONSENSE.

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FOR YA: DOORS OPEN MAYNE!!! AND,,, HATERS GONNA HATE!