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why poopatronic's life is pathetic

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by professor poopatronic, Dec 10, 2001.

  1. - i didn't leave the house today
    - i haven't had a girlfriend in over two years
    - i listen to rammstein
    - my friends think i'm gay
    - my graffiti sucks
    - i've been skating since i was 11 years old and i still really suck


    i'll think of more shit later


    p.s. this is not a post to make people feel sorry for me, i've had everything handed down to me in life and yet i'm still a dorky loser which is the most pathetic thing of all
     
  2. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    there are alot of days that I don't leave the house..but listening to rammstein is bad.
     
  3. FROSTY

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    man at least your living.
    be gratfull for that
     
  4. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
  5. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    that aint so bad.

    my unlce, who's 43, still lives in his mother's basement, gets beaten up almost every weekend at this skeazy bar called the Purple Onion, has a huge stash of dirty porn, has his mother do his laundry, and once was (and still probably is) addicted to crack. oh, and all of his nefews and neices call him uncle Junkie. hows that for a poor fucking loser? and what about my poor grandma??? the sweatheart is so oblivious. i hate that fucking guy.

    think of people like this when you're in your downtime.
     
  6. like i said i'm not complaining, my life has actually been pretty damn great so far. i'm just talking about what a dork i am. oh and how could i forget:

    -shoplifting is my sole source of income, most of which is spent on weed. pretty fuckin cool
     
  7. CoreyHaimIsMyRoleModel

    CoreyHaimIsMyRoleModel New Jack

    Joined: Jun 26, 2001 Messages: 38 Likes Received: 0
    thought you were gay? puhleeeeeez bro your so damn gay just admit it already! plus....dont
    forget that you suck at art, dont like football, and smell funny. ha.
    jk bro.
    ------Aeonline for onenight only.
     
  8. actually i payed football for like three years... not sure if you knew that

    just felt like bumping this because my situation hasn't changed

    - i watch dexter's laboratory and the powerpuff girls with my mom
    - i drink green sludge
     
  9. CoreyHaimIsMyRoleModel

    CoreyHaimIsMyRoleModel New Jack

    Joined: Jun 26, 2001 Messages: 38 Likes Received: 0
    its all good man...i was jokin....
    infact....tonight was great.... some wannabe cholo kids came over and gave me shit on how i thought that little grey animation was cool.
    heres some other reasons my friends and others think im gay:
    -i drink iced chai and eat pesto cheese spread on fine thinsheet italian crackers.
    -i wear pink shirts.
    -i listen to pop music.
    -i think pink is the coolest color.:)
    -i paint retarded looking starfish and get paid to do so.
    -i wear tea-tree-oil facial peels, and mud masks (right now for example i am wearing a mud mask.)
    -i wear very bright saucony and puma tennis shoes and tight jeans or black slacks with them.
    -i own many pairs of shoes. more than your average girl.
    -i lift weights after watching varsity blues.
    -i play football and lacrosse with friends regularly.
    -i hang out at home watching spongebob squarepants and the cooking channel.
    -i like cathedral chanting and listen to it regularly.
    -i collect auromatherapy candles.
    -i wear tight sweaters.
    -i use herbal essances shower gel along with my many many many different shampoos and conditioners.
    -i frequently stop to look in the mirror and adjust my beautiful spikey hair.
    -i drink smoothies regularly.
    -i am listening to bing crosbey right now.
    haha and probably way to many more to list. oh well. i havent kissed a girl in over a month. my life is shittty like that.
     
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