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The man, the one and only, appreciation thread, quotes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Overtime, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. Overtime

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    The man, the one and only, appreciation thread, quotes

    Discussion started by Overtime - Oct 28, 2003

    With the Simpsons being the best show out there, i thought i would make a thread attributed to Homer and some of his great quotes. Add some if you would like, or make fun, both will work

    As Homer is looking up praying to "God", Marge walks in
    Marge:Homer, thats not God, thats a waffle bart threw on the ceiling
    Homer: (knocks down waffle) I know i shouldnt be eating you, but, mmmmm, sacralicious

    The Nehasmapetamapetalon family has 8 babies. Apu and Mangula have been giving Mangula fertility pills,
    Dr. Hibbert says "that would only account for quintuplets, who else gave this family fertility pills?"
    *Bart, Marge, and HOMER raise their hands*
    Homer: Mine tasted like strawberries, (throws one in his mouth), mmmmm, ovulicious

    In the Prohibition episode
    Homer: "Prohibition doesent work without beer"

    Later in same episode
    Homer comes out of basement with handful of bowling balls
    Marge: Homer, what are you doing?
    Homer: Marge, well, im not going to lie to you..... (just walks away)

    you can add other characters too if you want to
     
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    "But you said I'd win the contest if I slept with you!"

    "Duffman says a lot of things... Oh Yeah!"




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    Overtime - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    ralph: "i eated the purple bearies"
    bart: "how do they taste ralph, good"
    ralph: "ooh, uuhhh. they taste like...burning"


    Ralph "me fail english, thats unpossible"

    Homer: "i am so smart, i am so smart, S-M-R-T!"
     
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    Overtime - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    marge comes home from hanging out with the gay guy john

    homer:"well, what did you do? He didnt give you gay did he?"
     
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    Overtime - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    as he hugs lisa "maybe a hug will cork her cryhole"
     
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    ^^:lol:
     
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    I liked it when homer made Bart spread butter on his bacon strips and wrap his sausages in bacon...whoa, that sounds kinda good right now.
     
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    "I'LL REGROUP AT RED LOBSTER....."
     
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    Cue Flintstones theme song...

    "Homer, Homer Simpson, the greatest guy in history/
    Homer, Homer Simpson, about to hit a chestnut tree! Doh!"





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    my favorite was the clown college episode.

    "well, i got everything the billboards told me to...oh yeah, exept for that clown college. that had noo effect on me whatsoever"
    he then see's lenny and carl as dancing clowns, when theyre accually on fire.
     
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    Overtime - Replied Oct 29, 2003

    burns: what can i do to win people over?
    HOmer: you have to do something that impressed people, well try it out on me cuz i am not easily impressed....wow a blue car!
     
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    "LET US CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION WITH THE ADDING OF CHOCOLATE TO MILK"
     
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    Overtime - Replied Oct 29, 2003

    "dad, if i had it my way you would never die, (points towards God) but try tellin that to killie McGee up there"
     
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