Overtime Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 With the Simpsons being the best show out there, i thought i would make a thread attributed to Homer and some of his great quotes. Add some if you would like, or make fun, both will work As Homer is looking up praying to "God", Marge walks in Marge:Homer, thats not God, thats a waffle bart threw on the ceiling Homer: (knocks down waffle) I know i shouldnt be eating you, but, mmmmm, sacralicious The Nehasmapetamapetalon family has 8 babies. Apu and Mangula have been giving Mangula fertility pills, Dr. Hibbert says "that would only account for quintuplets, who else gave this family fertility pills?" *Bart, Marge, and HOMER raise their hands* Homer: Mine tasted like strawberries, (throws one in his mouth), mmmmm, ovulicious In the Prohibition episode Homer: "Prohibition doesent work without beer" Later in same episode Homer comes out of basement with handful of bowling balls Marge: Homer, what are you doing? Homer: Marge, well, im not going to lie to you..... (just walks away) you can add other characters too if you want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 "But you said I'd win the contest if I slept with you!" "Duffman says a lot of things... Oh Yeah!" http://webpages.charter.net/flume/images/duffman128c.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 28, 2003 Author Share Posted October 28, 2003 ralph: "i eated the purple bearies" bart: "how do they taste ralph, good" ralph: "ooh, uuhhh. they taste like...burning" Ralph "me fail english, thats unpossible" Homer: "i am so smart, i am so smart, S-M-R-T!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 28, 2003 Author Share Posted October 28, 2003 marge comes home from hanging out with the gay guy john homer:"well, what did you do? He didnt give you gay did he?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 28, 2003 Author Share Posted October 28, 2003 as he hugs lisa "maybe a hug will cork her cryhole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 ^^:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I liked it when homer made Bart spread butter on his bacon strips and wrap his sausages in bacon...whoa, that sounds kinda good right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 "I'LL REGROUP AT RED LOBSTER....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Cue Flintstones theme song... "Homer, Homer Simpson, the greatest guy in history/ Homer, Homer Simpson, about to hit a chestnut tree! Doh!" http://www.krjc.com/_borders/homer.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 chunkylover53@aol.com :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 my favorite was the clown college episode. "well, i got everything the billboards told me to...oh yeah, exept for that clown college. that had noo effect on me whatsoever" he then see's lenny and carl as dancing clowns, when theyre accually on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 burns: what can i do to win people over? HOmer: you have to do something that impressed people, well try it out on me cuz i am not easily impressed....wow a blue car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 "LET US CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION WITH THE ADDING OF CHOCOLATE TO MILK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 "dad, if i had it my way you would never die, (points towards God) but try tellin that to killie McGee up there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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