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The man, the one and only, appreciation thread, quotes

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With the Simpsons being the best show out there, i thought i would make a thread attributed to Homer and some of his great quotes. Add some if you would like, or make fun, both will work

 

As Homer is looking up praying to "God", Marge walks in

Marge:Homer, thats not God, thats a waffle bart threw on the ceiling

Homer: (knocks down waffle) I know i shouldnt be eating you, but, mmmmm, sacralicious

 

The Nehasmapetamapetalon family has 8 babies. Apu and Mangula have been giving Mangula fertility pills,

Dr. Hibbert says "that would only account for quintuplets, who else gave this family fertility pills?"

*Bart, Marge, and HOMER raise their hands*

Homer: Mine tasted like strawberries, (throws one in his mouth), mmmmm, ovulicious

 

In the Prohibition episode

Homer: "Prohibition doesent work without beer"

 

Later in same episode

Homer comes out of basement with handful of bowling balls

Marge: Homer, what are you doing?

Homer: Marge, well, im not going to lie to you..... (just walks away)

 

you can add other characters too if you want to

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ralph: "i eated the purple bearies"

bart: "how do they taste ralph, good"

ralph: "ooh, uuhhh. they taste like...burning"

 

 

Ralph "me fail english, thats unpossible"

 

Homer: "i am so smart, i am so smart, S-M-R-T!"

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marge comes home from hanging out with the gay guy john

 

homer:"well, what did you do? He didnt give you gay did he?"

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I liked it when homer made Bart spread butter on his bacon strips and wrap his sausages in bacon...whoa, that sounds kinda good right now.

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my favorite was the clown college episode.

 

"well, i got everything the billboards told me to...oh yeah, exept for that clown college. that had noo effect on me whatsoever"

he then see's lenny and carl as dancing clowns, when theyre accually on fire.

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burns: what can i do to win people over?

HOmer: you have to do something that impressed people, well try it out on me cuz i am not easily impressed....wow a blue car!

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"dad, if i had it my way you would never die, (points towards God) but try tellin that to killie McGee up there"

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